By car keyer - 02/12/2013 06:41 - United States - Mary Esther
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He could've been getting something out of his car so it wouldn't sit there overnight. Then hopped in with a friend or Taxi. He even could've just been grabbing something to show his friends or whatever. Point is: Nothing in this FML suggests he was going to drive so calm your tits.
There are so many stories of drunk drivers causing serious accidents. Hopefully you'll be smarter next time. Still, you deserve it.
#47, you're not the common idiot. You're an especial kind of idiot. You not only have talent, but your stupidity is also fueled by effort and a huge ambition. Don't worry, some day soon you will be the greatest moron in the world. You are getting so close, you should feel proud.
Hey, at least you didn't drive.. A key element in maintaining a good record.