Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML
Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
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Top comments
jabfinch 9
Think I would be bitch slapping some kids.
thejewishfuhrer 17
You saw 4 kids keying your car, and your only response was to "question" them about it?
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Comments (120)
bendovver 6
"WHAT THE SHIT" royal rumble on those little bastards!
yourmofo 6
My form of "Questioning" would involving kicking their asses, or at least lighting them up with paintballs.
badmike89 6
The things I would do to those shitheads if it were legal make them sweat new paint job law suit mommy and daddy are going to be real proud of their kids
iloveweed69 7
I run them over
russfml 31
You do know if you seen them keying your car you have every right to lay a citizens arrest and call the police.. It's too late now you have to do it at the time it happens.. Fyl you'll know for next time
The_Hitdude 12
Where are kid's parents? Shame on them for not being more responsible. But then, I guess they are only partially to blame. Little pricks with nothing better to do.
Dustin_Pedobear 9
MC turtledick??
imani132 6
Bastards. ???? I hope they're paying for new paint
liftedyoda 5
So you just asked what they were doin? Cant you tell? Should have chased those kids down
Kcloudnine 0
Idd go after those kids no joke I wouldn't be asking some question Idd be knocking some sence into those kids