Kids: Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car....

By MC Turtledick - 15/02/2012 01:28 - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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By car keyer - 02/12/2013 06:41 - United States - Mary Esther

Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML

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By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Great parenting, Patricia

By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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jabfinch 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:04

Think I would be bitch slapping some kids.

thejewishfuhrer 17

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:04

You saw 4 kids keying your car, and your only response was to "question" them about it?

Comments

bendovver 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:00

"WHAT THE SHIT" royal rumble on those little bastards!

yourmofo 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:11

My form of "Questioning" would involving kicking their asses, or at least lighting them up with paintballs.

badmike89 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:12

The things I would do to those shitheads if it were legal make them sweat new paint job law suit mommy and daddy are going to be real proud of their kids

iloveweed69 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:21

I run them over

russfml 31

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:50

You do know if you seen them keying your car you have every right to lay a citizens arrest and call the police.. It's too late now you have to do it at the time it happens.. Fyl you'll know for next time

The_Hitdude 12

Wednesday 15 February 2012 15:26

Where are kid's parents? Shame on them for not being more responsible. But then, I guess they are only partially to blame. Little pricks with nothing better to do.