Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
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He's probably right unless you get lucky with a surveillance camera or get the note DNA-tested. Let's just hope the motherfucker gets coronavirus!

It will be okay. Karma knows where he lives!

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He's probably right unless you get lucky with a surveillance camera or get the note DNA-tested. Let's just hope the motherfucker gets coronavirus!

It will be okay. Karma knows where he lives!

In my experience, an investigation would find a certain block of time of the day it happened and pay certain managers to take a peak at cameras then get a make model year and color of the car, take that to the auto shops around town and see which one is working on a match. Then call the police.