By really?! - 22/3/2020 06:30

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Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7891350 - Sunday 22 March 2020 7:14

He's probably right unless you get lucky with a surveillance camera or get the note DNA-tested.

Let's just hope the motherfucker gets coronavirus!

By FunnyTechGuy | 2

#7891522 - Sunday 22 March 2020 20:51

It will be okay. Karma knows where he lives!

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7891350 - Sunday 22 March 2020 7:14

He's probably right unless you get lucky with a surveillance camera or get the note DNA-tested.

Let's just hope the motherfucker gets coronavirus!

By FunnyTechGuy | 2

#7891522 - Sunday 22 March 2020 20:51

It will be okay. Karma knows where he lives!

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7893409 - Sunday 29 March 2020 23:03

In my experience, an investigation would find a certain block of time of the day it happened and pay certain managers to take a peak at cameras then get a make model year and color of the car, take that to the auto shops around town and see which one is working on a match. Then call the police.