Cars, Vandalism and Transportation: Who did you piss off?

Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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Eashag 3

Monday 16 November 2009 2:28

Hahaha, poor thief, learn to put your ipod, cell phone and every other valuable item in your car like every other idiot in this country.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:45

I knew this screen name would come in handy!

Comments

Eashag 3

Monday 16 November 2009 2:28

Hahaha, poor thief, learn to put your ipod, cell phone and every other valuable item in your car like every other idiot in this country.

kewlcat 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:31

whoa did the FML change?

RachelTM 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:09

The site's having a few problems. We're working on it! ;-)

hijueputa 0

Monday 16 November 2009 7:24

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Reyo 2

Monday 16 November 2009 8:04

lol I'd feel accomplished that I pissed the guy off.

vespr 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:50

wow this guy must not have really liked your car

gigi2009 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:29

brilliant!!! epic win for you :D

pu13 5

Friday 7 May 2010 7:07

I agree how is this fml an fml the guy didn't take anything of value and he got pissed so op wins

guitarbeast 22

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:20

ya but he did break into his car…

isantorin 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:31

...I'm totally lost, what?

isantorin 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:41

oh good, I'm not the only one this site was going psychotic on.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:36

The FML changed. It was about a guy who's car got broken into. This one I don't even follow or understand really. How is your bf mistaking someone else on the phone for you a FML to begin with?

Fire_Starter 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:49

So it did change. I thought I was going crazy there for a second. Crazier?

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:37

WTF, what the hell is going on with FML. First this was this FML, then it changed to some girl bitching about her bf mistaking her friend for her on the phone... now it has changed back to the original FML.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:45

I knew this screen name would come in handy!

hottpinkicecream 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:37

How is this a FML? Because the thief left a note with a couple of bad words in it? If you have simi-decent car insurance, they'll pay to replace the smashed in window...

Luckster 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:41

And his rates shoot up

hottpinkicecream 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:53

I had my window smashed in a month ago or so, and my rates stayed the same

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:02

I think it has to do with the idea that not only did someone break into OP's car to begin with, they then decided he was an ass for not having something for them to steal. The first part is bad enough, the second part is honestly kind of hilarious though, in a truly messed up way. I'm curious about why you feel it is not an FML? Obviously no one has ever done something this ridiculous to you.

Euphorically 14

Monday 16 November 2009 8:18

It's just after saying thankfully, so they were grateful nothing valuable could be taken, I don't see why the other part should matter, I'd be a bit smug..