FML : Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking...

129

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jason - / Friday 24 April 2009 13:24 / United States

Love

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By I_am_stupid_also | 6

#139753 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:05

What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#139792 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:18

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

Comments

By I_am_stupid_also | 6

#139753 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:05

What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

ilovefatcats | 12

#832436 - Sunday 7 February 2010 6:43

doche

ZTB13 | 4

#1182896 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:24

I bet when they read that you spit on the door handle they pissed their pants you big scary man.... Pathetic attempt at trying to scare and intimidate people

jackgoldstein | 5

#2948988 - Friday 22 July 2011 6:00

#98 you fail at life.

Bbhd05 | 0

#3259266 - Friday 9 September 2011 0:40

Win

jarad206 | 0

#3796901 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:00

Jizz in his food

By luckyyyme | 0

#139758 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:07

Way to go. I doubt you'll be getting her dad's blessing anytime soon.

c00lsk8erboi | 7

#1244399 - Sunday 15 August 2010 9:05

I'm just replying to get my comment seen, but everyone who voted ydi, how does he deserve it? I'd be pissed also if Simone parked in my space

Aoifexzx | 3

#1359164 - Monday 6 September 2010 8:39

doesn't mean he has to be so damn rude either

feven | 32

#6562685 - Saturday 19 March 2016 21:08

I know right. Simone is such a jerk.

By FoxyFox122 | 0

#139784 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:13

RE-tarded

By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#139792 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:18

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

SnuWolf | 15

#5404740 - Thursday 14 March 2013 8:17

Unless he's Sheldon Cooper.

skychu | 18

#5963685 - Monday 2 June 2014 23:57

#122, Sheldon doesn't drive?

Paws_Cat | 29

#6153519 - Thursday 25 December 2014 5:27

He got pissed when the university gave his space to Howard. God knows why.

By Kickinchicken213 | 3

#139800 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:21

dude, get over it! There are probably other places to park.

MidnaLink | 31

#4189473 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:44

Its called assigned parking. You dont get to pick where your car goes!

By rukusrazor | 0

#139812 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:24

"Hey assface, I bought you dinner. I also spit in your food."

By MukyDaCookie | 0

#139813 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:24

I voted YDI and YLIF. I can totaly understand being angry that someone took your spot, I wouild probably leave them a note like that just for laughs. It really sucks that it was your girlfriend's parents. Hope they don't know its you

Vball6 | 19

#4088884 - Saturday 25 February 2012 22:00

This.

By sheheartsthings | 0

#139817 - Friday 24 April 2009 20:25

Yeah, losing your assigned parking space is the most terrible thing that could ever happen in the world. Your anger and actions were completely justified.