By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
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What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

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I_am_stupid_also 6
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What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

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ZTB13 4
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I bet when they read that you spit on the door handle they pissed their pants you big scary man.... Pathetic attempt at trying to scare and intimidate people

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jackgoldstein 5

#98 you fail at life.

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Bbhd05 0

Win

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jarad206 0
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Jizz in his food

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luckyyyme 0
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Way to go. I doubt you'll be getting her dad's blessing anytime soon.

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c00lsk8erboi 7
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I'm just replying to get my comment seen, but everyone who voted ydi, how does he deserve it? I'd be pissed also if Simone parked in my space

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Aoifexzx 3
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doesn't mean he has to be so damn rude either

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feven 32
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I know right. Simone is such a jerk.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

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SnuWolf 15

Unless he's Sheldon Cooper.

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skychu 18
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#122, Sheldon doesn't drive?

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Paws_Cat 29
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He got pissed when the university gave his space to Howard. God knows why.

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Kickinchicken213 3

dude, get over it! There are probably other places to park.

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MidnaLink 33
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Its called assigned parking. You dont get to pick where your car goes!

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rukusrazor 0
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"Hey assface, I bought you dinner. I also spit in your food."

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MukyDaCookie 0

I voted YDI and YLIF. I can totaly understand being angry that someone took your spot, I wouild probably leave them a note like that just for laughs. It really sucks that it was your girlfriend's parents. Hope they don't know its you

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Vball6 19

This.

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sheheartsthings 0

Yeah, losing your assigned parking space is the most terrible thing that could ever happen in the world. Your anger and actions were completely justified.

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Fox01v 0
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I have been pissed before when someone took my spot, but fuck it its a spot. I really hope you took it off before they saw it.

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mojo_jojo 0
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Today, I did something completely out of line and rude to a stranger. As it turns out, I actually know the person. FML

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