By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 260
You deserved it 76 582

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What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

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What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

I bet when they read that you spit on the door handle they pissed their pants you big scary man.... Pathetic attempt at trying to scare and intimidate people

#98 you fail at life.

Jizz in his food

Way to go. I doubt you'll be getting her dad's blessing anytime soon.

I'm just replying to get my comment seen, but everyone who voted ydi, how does he deserve it? I'd be pissed also if Simone parked in my space

doesn't mean he has to be so damn rude either

I know right. Simone is such a jerk.

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

Unless he's Sheldon Cooper.

#122, Sheldon doesn't drive?

He got pissed when the university gave his space to Howard. God knows why.

dude, get over it! There are probably other places to park.

Its called assigned parking. You dont get to pick where your car goes!

"Hey assface, I bought you dinner. I also spit in your food."

I voted YDI and YLIF. I can totaly understand being angry that someone took your spot, I wouild probably leave them a note like that just for laughs. It really sucks that it was your girlfriend's parents. Hope they don't know its you

Yeah, losing your assigned parking space is the most terrible thing that could ever happen in the world. Your anger and actions were completely justified.

I have been pissed before when someone took my spot, but fuck it its a spot. I really hope you took it off before they saw it.

Today, I did something completely out of line and rude to a stranger. As it turns out, I actually know the person. FML