Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
sacrosanct2 23
Christ
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Comments (155)
poodle_juice 17
I once walked in on my grandma while she was naked. After a year or two of daily eye bleaching I was able to somewhat look at her the same way.
rokolodo 10
Don't close ur eyes
EpicSquishii 21
This makes me so glad my grandma is a double-amputee, she'll never inadvertently ruin my life by diddling herself in front of me. I suppose there really is a silver lining to every dark rain cloud :)
hazardmuffin 21
That is terrible.
EpicSquishii 21
It's also not true.
lonewolf6613 4
#33 True or not...saying shit like that is just....wow there's a special place for you.
EpicSquishii 21
It's called heaven. I'm an eternal optimist :3
lonewolf6613 4
no. just no.
FiFiLovee 26
They just call it heaven to get you into the straight jacket you so obviously need to be in. I really hope you were an experiment baby made in a Petri dish from some weird animal DNA and have no real grandparents (or parents for that matter). Even if it was a joke, that is never an ok thing to say..
josh8215 21
There are a lot of things that are ok to say on FML, and that's NOT one of them. This isn't 4chan. There are some things that just shouldn't be joked about here.
EpicSquishii 21
OMG don't make fun of the mythical horny armless grandma! It'll hurt her imaginary feelings! Pipe down, I don't care if you're offended. It isn't real. People who get all hyped up over jokes are so annoying. If you don't like it, thumb me down and move on with your self-righteous life.
EpicSquishii 21
92- It IS okay for me to make up an imaginary relative. And I'm pretty sure my "real" parents are too intelligent to feel offended that a fake relative I made up for an FML comment happened to not have arms. Stop taking yourself so seriously, please. You'll enjoy life more.
lonewolf6613 4
92 so perfectly said :)
kalbrek009 20
What's amputated...her arms? Because if its just her legs...she still could do that...just sayin'.
RobotSpaceWalrus 5
Well, I thought it was funny... For all those offended, welcome to the Internet. You've just put your feet in the water, get used to it because this is a very deep ocean.
Jelbeztok 17
sounds like youre going to need therapy...
mb2_native 15
**** therapy, OP, that will not help with a sight like that :/ nassty haha
dallaschloe2 15
oh das nasty.
MissWhitneyB 17
I feel terrible for you. Fyl indeed
LyraAlluse 25
A marathon of Spongebob strangely has a similar effect on the human brain.
dmattimeoj 12
try to find the positive - a lot of guys have to let their mind wander to baseball or something during sex to try and last longer - you now posess the ultimate 'unhappy thought' to conjure up in order to - how do i put it - let the good times roll a bit longer! haha. seriously though, sorry because that is the worst thing ive read on here in a while.
perdix 31
Remember when Granny bought you toys for Christmas? Now, it's your time to return the favor ;)
graceinsheepwear 34
There seems to be a trend on here for people either not knocking before walking in rooms or people masturbating in places they shouldn't be-like on living room couches. I wonder which it was in this case. And at least her grandma's ***** (if there was one) didn't arrive postmortem.