Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
sacrosanct2 23
Christ
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Comments (155)
IronMan3758 4
The Horror!!!!!
kitkat2701 18
Sorry OP! Good luck trying to unsee that...
lane123 5
Maul your eyes out now...
waffle3z 6
That won't make it go away.
Zimmington 21
So THAT can be his last sight? I think not.
MilkyFilmz 26
I suggest using a drunk dad and a cat.
kdbernie10 3
Pray you get amnesia or take a.blow to the head and obtain long term memory loss.
olpally 33
You need to drink and get black out drunk... Or bleach yourself. as it says in your username...
NavalAvaiations1 5
bad idea. nothing worse then a hangover... oh wait, a hangover while thinking of grandma watching **** and diddling the pearl is.
olpally 33
I'd rather be hungover than remember seeing that image.
TheElBurrrito 21
You won't forget about it when you're hungover. You'll just like complete crap..... while having to remember what you saw. We're are trying to salvage what we of the OP.
Doritozilla 20
Would you care to buy this brand new bottle of brain bleach OP? It's been remodified to erase even the most monstrous of memories!
asliceoflife 11
Now might be a good time for a memory wipe.
Neesalun 20
This also happened to me when I went to visit my Grandpa. I came in as I always did at his house and went to peek into his room thinking he was taking a nap. He was almost completely deaf from WWII so be never heard and never saw me. Grandma had been dead for a few at this point and who knows if they ...you know, so...I didn't think much more about it. I remember feeling embarrassed and try to put it out of my mind so it wouldn't ruin my visit. I've told no one until now.
LissaMccracken 23
Hey grandmas have needs too!
carnage45567 10
Yeah like a lock on her door
eXangelice 15
Oh come on #39, who the hell just walks into someone's room without knocking? Lock or no lock. The kid would be pissed (and probably have written an FML about it) had roles been reversed and grandma walked in on him...
tiernang 21
You can go visit the looney bin now. They will be expecting you.