By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

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Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 305
You deserved it 7 251

Same thing different taste

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kitkat2701 18

Sorry OP! Good luck trying to unsee that...

Zimmington 21

So THAT can be his last sight? I think not.

MilkyFilmz 26

I suggest using a drunk dad and a cat.

kdbernie10 3

Pray you get amnesia or take a.blow to the head and obtain long term memory loss.

olpally 32

You need to drink and get black out drunk... Or bleach yourself. as it says in your username...

NavalAvaiations1 5

bad idea. nothing worse then a hangover... oh wait, a hangover while thinking of grandma watching **** and diddling the pearl is.

olpally 32

I'd rather be hungover than remember seeing that image.

TheElBurrrito 21

You won't forget about it when you're hungover. You'll just like complete crap..... while having to remember what you saw. We're are trying to salvage what we of the OP.

Would you care to buy this brand new bottle of brain bleach OP? It's been remodified to erase even the most monstrous of memories!

asliceoflife 11

Now might be a good time for a memory wipe.

This also happened to me when I went to visit my Grandpa. I came in as I always did at his house and went to peek into his room thinking he was taking a nap. He was almost completely deaf from WWII so be never heard and never saw me. Grandma had been dead for a few at this point and who knows if they ...you know, so...I didn't think much more about it. I remember feeling embarrassed and try to put it out of my mind so it wouldn't ruin my visit. I've told no one until now.

Oh come on #39, who the hell just walks into someone's room without knocking? Lock or no lock. The kid would be pissed (and probably have written an FML about it) had roles been reversed and grandma walked in on him...

You can go visit the looney bin now. They will be expecting you.