Why couldn't you have said you were clumsy? And if you're constantly bruising from your overactive sex life, maybe try using some concealer to avoid having to admit this to other concerned family members in the future.

Guess you'll just have to start wearing long-sleeve turtlenecks and sweatpants from now on year-round.... JS.

You are getting abused. You just have Stockholm Syndrome with your abuser.

Kinky

i almost feel like my s/o posted this, i'm a good foot & a half taller than her....