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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Why couldn't you have said you were clumsy? And if you're constantly bruising from your overactive sex life, maybe try using some concealer to avoid having to admit this to other concerned family members in the future.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Why couldn't you have said you were clumsy? And if you're constantly bruising from your overactive sex life, maybe try using some concealer to avoid having to admit this to other concerned family members in the future.

By  Drai Gray  |  8

i almost feel like my s/o posted this, i'm a good foot & a half taller than her....