By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:30 - Canada - Delta

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML
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Good coverup. Go to social media. They'll never suspect you of being a double agent.

My name is simple but everywhere I go, if I'm placing an order, or at school my name is spelled incorrectly. Sorry OP hopefully they replace your license for free.

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This is why the government sucks.

There's many reasons why the Government sucks ?

Yes- apparently one person screwing up a name is the reason the entire government sucks.

Right?!?! Thanks Obama.

I really doubt the government itself is at fault here. blame the government worker.

the person is from Canada. Obama has no reign over there.

Lies. Canada is perfect. It's what we Americans tell ourselves when we start to lose faith in humanity.

Close call.. at least you weren't mid-sneeze in the picture!!

Honestly I don't think OP cares about what their picture looks like. OP was worried about getting arrested for having a messed up name on their license.

Why the hell am I downvoted?

I am asking the same thing..

Did you get arrested?

"nearly arrested".............. ?????

Yeah, I guess "nearly arrested" isn't clear enough... *sigh*

Well, 'nearly' is obviously a very ambiguous word. I mean, who really knows what that means?

qdawg06 23

At least you didn't actually get arrested.

My name is simple but everywhere I go, if I'm placing an order, or at school my name is spelled incorrectly. Sorry OP hopefully they replace your license for free.

Good coverup. Go to social media. They'll never suspect you of being a double agent.

Your secret has been compromised. The threat must be illuminated. Take out Juan!

*eliminated :(

Can't tell if you meant illuminate'd, as in some obscure form of an "illuminate joke", or eliminated.

I want to up vote this but it has 69 up votes so nah.

I agree, fake your life : )

If it makes you feel any better, it wasn't until this past year that I figured out the date of my actual birthday.

Even the date on my FML profile is wrong by one day :o

How did that happen?

I was born in another country so the time difference wasn't accounted for when they documented my birth date. So I was technically born on New Years :)

At least you can change it on your FML profile!

at least you got your license.