By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:30 - Canada - Delta

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Good coverup. Go to social media. They'll never suspect you of being a double agent.

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clevergirl98 20

My name is simple but everywhere I go, if I'm placing an order, or at school my name is spelled incorrectly. Sorry OP hopefully they replace your license for free.

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magicman13 9

This is why the government sucks.

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funsizedliz 16

There's many reasons why the Government sucks ?

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theTravinator 21

Yes- apparently one person screwing up a name is the reason the entire government sucks.

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praesidiem 16

Right?!?! Thanks Obama.

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lenalee96 22

I really doubt the government itself is at fault here. blame the government worker.

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DevilReaperTech 7

the person is from Canada. Obama has no reign over there.

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Laylette 21

Lies. Canada is perfect. It's what we Americans tell ourselves when we start to lose faith in humanity.

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skye147 20

Close call.. at least you weren't mid-sneeze in the picture!!

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Rainbow2Cloud 12

Honestly I don't think OP cares about what their picture looks like. OP was worried about getting arrested for having a messed up name on their license.

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DanCastellaneta 17

Yeah, I guess "nearly arrested" isn't clear enough... *sigh*

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VeganVampyre 26

Well, 'nearly' is obviously a very ambiguous word. I mean, who really knows what that means?

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qdawg06 23

At least you didn't actually get arrested.

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clevergirl98 20

My name is simple but everywhere I go, if I'm placing an order, or at school my name is spelled incorrectly. Sorry OP hopefully they replace your license for free.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Good coverup. Go to social media. They'll never suspect you of being a double agent.

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dariboy 12

Your secret has been compromised. The threat must be illuminated. Take out Juan!

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praesidiem 16

Can't tell if you meant illuminate'd, as in some obscure form of an "illuminate joke", or eliminated.

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VoldooPed 20

I want to up vote this but it has 69 up votes so nah.

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feven 32

If it makes you feel any better, it wasn't until this past year that I figured out the date of my actual birthday.

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feven 32

Even the date on my FML profile is wrong by one day :o

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feven 32

I was born in another country so the time difference wasn't accounted for when they documented my birth date. So I was technically born on New Years :)

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False_Stupidity 41

At least you can change it on your FML profile!

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