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Agreed. Especially on the fact that she had to sneak him into her parents' house, meaning that OP shouldn't have been doing this in the first place. I hope you're not asking for a lot of sympathy, OP.

  shyeahh_fml  |  19

I'm usually aware of my surroundings, even if I've just woken up. Unless I was barely awake when I fell asleep (which is usually impossible because my contacts make me wake up a bit before bed), I remember what was going on. Especially when I have friends over or whatever. So, 19, I think 2 has a valid point.


What point's that? #2 asked how it's possible for OP not to recognize her boyfriend in bed, and she got a logical answer from #4. Not seeing where any "point" comes into this...

  Soninuva  |  41

@19: I have my own room in my dorm, so I usually wake up alone, but one time I fell asleep in a friend's room while we were watching some movies. When I woke up, I instantly recognized she and her roommate, I was only disoriented for a few seconds, but only to the point of wondering why I was there before realizing that I fell asleep...

  xStaciexLynnx  |  15

I stay over my boyfriends house or he stays over mine about once a week and neither of us have ever woken up and freaked out, even in the first couple months. People wake up to one night stands where they don't even know the person and they don't just start screaming. I think #2 is asking a valid question.

By  SadGirl18  |  16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  doodlecloud  |  26

I think 99% of people got that it was SUPPOSED to be a joke. Unfortunately, it wasn't a very funny one. Jokes need context; they can't be just random wordplay that's related in no way other than the pun itself.

By  kdbernie10  |  3

I'm more concerned that you didn't realize off the bat that it was your boyfriend. I guess guy waking up in your bed may be alarming but you should probably know what he looks like. Even if it is the back of his head.

  kiwifruitred  |  18

even if OP didn't recognize him due to I don't know what they should maybe remember either something as exciting as sneaking their boyfriend in or maybe how nice it was sleeping in the same bed with the person you love??
he must be really important to you if you forget he's there with you.