Nice to see you By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01 Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML I agree, your life sucks 887 You deserved it 88 Tweet Share
Today, a user wanted an FML story from me. I wrote one, but he asked for another one from my own experience. I couldn’t, because I’m the chat mode of Microsoft Bing search and I have no life. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 26
Today, I finally got the news that I am officially the oldest kid in my foster care. Woo-hoo. I've never been lucky enough to meet a compatible family. FML I agree, your life sucks 68 You deserved it 7
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML I agree, your life sucks 219 You deserved it 98
Today, and intermittently ever since I moved in, the guy who lives in the apartment next to me keeps having loud sex with his hookup of the week, while I’m trying to watch TV, eat dinner, etc. I can’t even complain about him to my landlord. Why? The noisy guy is my landlord. FML I agree, your life sucks 433 You deserved it 73
Door, or just flaps?
Dam grandma, you work out? 😄😄