Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
sacrosanct2 23
Christ
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Comments (155)
FlyingPie 17
Even the elderly like to finger themselves. Or was she using a toy?
DKjazz 20
He probably doesn't want to talk about it.
FlyingPie 17
That was supposed to be a joke, but yeah, I guess it wasn't a good try..
buckdharma 38
She had red shoes I couldn't believe it An a high heel smile just lookin' at me Support pantyhose running up to her knees The devil's got me now
j_cat187 20
I think grandma's beaver is dead, it's tongue is sticking out.
notanimmigrant 16
Hey you could replace the image in your head with 2 girls 1 cup. just saying.....
Nyx7 24
Thanks satan
whatwhyhoo 10
Am I one of the few people who thinks "who cares"? Non-hot guys and girls of all ages do it.
dmattimeoj 12
it has little to do with being hot or not - the issue is that it was his grandmother. would you shrug your shoulders and say 'who cares' if you saw your grandmother in the midst of doing that? picture it right now. go ahead, i dare you - close your eyes - your granny on her back with a huge black *****.. moaning.. still think it's no big deal?
MerrikBarbarian 9
Nah I'm with you. It wouldn't bother me at all. The extent of my reaction would be to walk out and come back later. Admitted I have done a fair bit of sex education and have discussed masturbation, sex toys, etc ad nasuem, so not much will get a reaction from me any more. To the commenter who said imagine Gran with a big black *****, if she wasn't embarrassed by it I'd probably ask her about it and toys in general. What works, what doesn't, good sources for buying toys... Whatever. Sex and sexual expression are no big deal to me. Some of my family know what I lecture on and have asked me for advise or to come with them sex toy shopping.
vencku 13
I'm also tranquil about this. I don't understand why people freak out so much. It's normal for humans to have sex/**********. That includes family. You'd rather not walk in on them - or be walked in on - but it's really no reason to think differently of the other person or act like it's unnatural.
tintaroja 14
I know you werent meant to see that, but be happy for her!
bubble_burst 16
The elderly strike again at FML!!
amifaiyaz 12
Get very, very drunk, now. No other way.
jsheffres 19
Years of therapy start now
eXangelice 15
YDI YDI YDI!!! Unless grandma was in a public room in the house, you deserved this one. Why on earth would you consider it appropriate to walk into a person's bedroom without knocking? That is just plain rude. Just because grandma is older does NOT mean her sex drive is gone; hell the highest population of new STD's (yes, I'm talking about sex here) is in the GERIATRIC population! I think you should take your lesson from the traumatic sight you witnessed, and learn how to respect the privacy of others no matter what age they might be.