Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
sacrosanct2 23
Christ
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Comments (155)
ladybuglet 22
I know your pain...thankfully I didn't see anything. But my mother said, "Well this is embarrassing..." I wouldn't let my fiance touch me for weeks after this because that's all I could hear in my head.
kalbrek009 20
That's definitely worse...but why anyone would want to see that, I'm not sure...my 24 yr old step-son introduced that vid to myself & his mom 3 yrs ago....I'd have rather walked in on a room full of grandmothers diddling. :@
OnlyoneCam 3
this was very mean to share, ewe kill the visual Jesus! ugh lol
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
LMFAO While you can't unseen it, just remember.... That could be you one day... Mwahahahaha!
Trippchic 15
If you didn't knock first then you deserved it lol. I've learned my lesson more than once about not knocking first.
fischerxx 10
Did you knock?
thisismyname1 2
Scared for life
djinnyf 12
Get over yourself!! Every living being does that....
mr_jack_meoff 5
I would have to ponder how you walked in on her, was she in her home or room? If she was in a place that presumed privacy, then you got what you deserve. Grandma is old not dead. Now if she asked you to help, that would weigh on the creepy side.
Memen88 16
Hey now Granny still needs some like everyone else lol