Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
sacrosanct2 23
Christ
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Comments (155)
MrBoredomioo 18
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Alice_laughed 13
I'm so sorry.
CreepJ 6
I saw my grandad naked on accident once
satanismyruler 7
oh hun im sorry for your loss if sanity. :( ill pray for you.
mashfan6507 17
Omg...that's horrible
Nyx7 24
And here come the years of therapy and alcohol
kenyrabit 25
STOP closing your eyes
Valhalori 9
That's so unfortunate
CosmicElk 26
Holy crap i feel so sorry for you!
imhope 23
You need to wash your eyes with holy water