By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
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jerseyboy732 16

please don't fap to the flap

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Haiana04 3

And morally wrong in SO many ways... O_o

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nado13579 12

Who here also read that comment in Cleaveland's voice?

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spekledworf 18

Contain your eyes!

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domking1315 20

I actually felt my jaw drop when i read this fml

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blackheart24 10

Wrong on every level. Desperate much OP?

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xoconnie 8

uhh.... i dont even know what to say lmaooo

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Pudagiah 12

I read 1's comment in Raven's voice. "Ya Naaaasty".

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bagginzy 14

You know you need to get laid when

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QueenQuay77 10

One of the weirdest FML ever

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

Sorry op, that's just weird.

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Heinousness 0

It's not just weird, it's just damn wrong!!

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skoob1 12

Delete.... I don't wanna be the last one to say gmilf

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NuTrees 9

I look at my grandma cleavage too! Not sexually... It's boobs I'm not not going to look at them. That's weird.

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skoob1 12

How did 126 get thumbed down? He explained it XD

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kitkat789 2

Ok then u need a "freind" really soon man

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Heinousness 0

You could just say girlfriend/hooker/stripper/ etc.

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JustDerpin 11

you need some spell check or a dictionary soon, man.

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MaxTurtleLover 0

Hey KitKat, do I know you? Are you Caitlin Mac? (I won't say the rest of her last name) because I am Maxine H.

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Heinousness 0

91-way to make it awkward for the rest of us.

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NoisyNykkii 10

I think #3 is referring to a friend with benefits. No strings attached. Not a girlfriend/hooker/stripper.

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Samster2000 9

You are just sick

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ycrem0n 21

OP's got no standards, ******* are *******

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kocoman500 2

You know what's even sicker?? OP was most likely staring 1 and a half feet from the ground.

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QueenQuay77 10

Hahaha that's hilarious

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jerseyboy732 16

please don't fap to the flap

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olpally 32

Anti-giggity to this one... *dick goes flaccid* while reading this fml... Yikes op, LOOK AWAY YOU CREEP!! :(

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DontForgetMe4 0

Do I sense a fetish here, or do you just really need to get laid?

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HeartOfLead 24

I and so was I [OP], only I was staring at 'my grandmother's cleavage. (for the lesser brains: I was staring at the words of the FML not MY grandmother's cleavage)

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QueenQuay77 10

Well we know he's a breast man just look at his name but there should be a line somewhere.

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wildfiresgirl 7

Is she a GILF? Lol

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TheSofaKing 7

I was thinking the same thing

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afroninjashuffle 0

One of those young good looking grandmas in there 40s

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SadDashie92 3

I sure hope so...

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BenderJ_fml 5

I'd rather gouge my eyes out than measure them...

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br0ccoli 14

Haha! Wow I didn't even realize that. Thanks lol. Although measuring your eyes does seem more painful. First you must gouge, then gauge.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

But how will you know the measurements without seeing it?

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