By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
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hmm.. don't beat your meat randomly


Blackmail111 9

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Show it anyway

lol, I want to see the look on op's face when he figured out.

Autoshot 9

I'm sorry I have to say it, Blackmail111, you are a fucking moron on multiple levels.

yea, 9 it was pretty obvious it was a much younger picture of her

# 9 since the picture is vintage, it means his nan was not an old lady in the photos- he did not know it was her when he was doing it!!

Blackmail111 9

well i missread

sammy92 0


maybe he likes unshaven naked women.

"Beat my meat"..? Wow.

it was vintage. she wasn't old in the picture.

Thanks ^^^ I think that was cleared up already.

50, you sure do have a lot going on in that brain.

WTF is a grody

DeesFMLs 0

grody means like gross or dirty

Sliim_Shaady 6


lol at the ugly blondes trying to insult the hit one.

80 would you rather of had himself say whack his wang?

xiShawnx 0

i remember when i had my first beer.

kokopuff1001_fml 0


wow you're pretty

bebz_fml 0

ahahahaha 107

DUDE—SHIT—WHY? Is the only intelligible thing I could formulate after reading this.

WTF does that have to do with this FML?

KronikSplakkn 4

Mm, hot picture. Time to masturbate !

They were vintage. The pictures were taken when she was young.

hmm.. don't beat your meat randomly

yeah, and YDI for saying "beat my meat"

pvthill 0

lmao #2 well said

MetroidSlayer01 8


I'm surprised no one has asked him how he found out it was grandma yet

"dont beat your meat randomly" Best advice ever. I will pass it on to my children and grandchildren for generations.

Mmm… looking at my grandparents makes me so horny too…

you fapped to your granny

haha thats hilarious cory2798

lemon party?

leishababyx 0

hahahahahaha :L ftw

Jetboii808 0

#3 ftw

All those wrinkles, the possibilities!

Granny Wincest!

kboy1234 0

that's gross.. u beating to the pic of your grandma.. I have nothing else to say bro..

So why bother commenting?

therealsuperman 0

it's mental incest

what else would pictures in your house be? either your mom or older. moron!

VampireKiller59 0

it could have been his dads old porn

LightningLadyy 0

Not so arousing, huh? Well, I hope not :/

he totally enjoyed it

Maybe you shouldn't be beating your meat to any random nude person you find from now on.

freckles92 0

words of wisdom!

Maybe he should beat his meat to some modern porn. It's so old-fashioned to do it on pictures.

aha,old fashioned. I feel bad for this man. I wonder how it would be. if his grandmother caught him.

You chose old vintage black and white photos over 1080p porno?

Exactly what i was thunking.

treesdevin 0

lmao.... "vintage" fuckin hilariouss

Joke people, lighten up...

porn Is awesome

That's almost as disturbing as some of these comments

Girls 50 years ago weren't anorexic and fake