Hopefully she didn't jump from surprise.

Yep, that must have been a pretty close shave.

I can't tell you what would happen if my dad walked in on that. It would involve a wooden bat, aimed at my boyfriends head.

23, which head?

Thats why it builds trust in a relationship

33: probably start at one and end with the other....

I'm desperately waiting for OP to follow up.

knock or you might see ****

I hope someone (who can draw) illustrate this one.

After OP follows up and with details.

Most likely both

Kinky and weird are synonyms.

3- Probably because when you do around the back side of your ball sack, you're blindly dragging a blade by your jewels. Safety first, everyone! Get a partner to help you reach the questionable areas.....er, or so I've heard. ;P

I'd get a mirror and would attempt it myself. How do you relax when someone with a blade is near your balls? There's no way I would trust anyone else when tending to my lady garden.

I shave my bf ?!

36

Nope.. 86

7- If he's going for the bald and beautiful look for her, then she's not that great; he is for obliging her. For all we know, he might love having his coin purse look like he's got Carrot Top in a triangle choke. ;P

32- gonna have to agree... Did it once for my girl...that ***** terrible when it starts to grow back...thought I'd never walk correctly again!

You both are holding babies :) Made me smile

From that I'm assuming you like the "all natural" look on your girl, if not, welcome to Hypicrination.

58- Well, if you're asking for a little TMI here, I prefer both my woman and myself neatly trimmed, or at least not outright wild, as I do manscape myself, but in no way does that make me a hypocrite: I never said I preferred the upside down Afro look for myself, just that maybe he did. :)

In response to #32.... yes, he is obliging her. She most likely doesn't want hairy things in her mouth and he wants his things in her mouth so he is allowing her to groom him for his pleasure :)

69, I wrote that in response to 43, which I probably should have stated. How he wrote it makes it seem as if he doesn't care to groom down there much, and in my experience most guys like that expect a very clean shaven girl.

102- Ah, my apologies! That makes more sense. :) Just as a general rule though, I don't hold others to any standard I wouldn't do or expect from myself. :)

Either way... I would be going back to jail.

#8-that was probably part of the plan after he washed up. well, if he was planning on washing up...

Not anymore :-D

On the other hand, if she did, the father would just laugh it off as a lesson learned

What is it with you and your "jimmies"?

Not sure, but they sound cumbersome. He should take a cue from the OP and shave that shit.

just got done shaving my jimmies, I feel better now thanks for the suggestion

Jimmies are pants.

so he just got done shaving his pants? what?

your jimmies would have already been out!

Too be fair it is an awkward place to shave, and it may have been her idea anyways if she doesn't like them hairy.

Maybe they were gonna get it on and she doesnt like hairy balls so she shaved them?