Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that a female ferret can die if she doesn't...

By furrette - 20/09/2013 17:35 - France

Today, I learned that a female ferret can die if she doesn't have sex with a male for one year. Then I realized that if I were a ferret, I would have already died twice. FML

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Breanna Dillon 5

Thursday 10 May 2018 21:56

You need to check your ferret facts 😂😂😂

alucard724 9

Friday 18 August 2017 9:00

you need to get laid

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alucard724 9

Friday 18 August 2017 9:00

you need to get laid

Breanna Dillon 5

Thursday 10 May 2018 21:56

You need to check your ferret facts 😂😂😂

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