Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
DocBastard 38
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
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Comments (115)
anarchy94 7
well...****
hashshim 23
Her dad's there you sick pig. They can't just start *******, especially if she didn't finish shaving him. /sarc
M3DIC4T3 29
Is that what kids consider foreplay these days?
carecow 16
For the sake of the boyfriends health I really hope your daughter didn't flinch with the razor..
every1luvsboners 11
That's a good habit for her to get into, PM me her number when you get a chance. I have a huge afro mess down there she can practice with.
Welshite 39
Perhaps she'll do us all a favor and "accidentally" slip while she's practicing.
every1luvsboners 11
Stop stalking my comments and eat a 50 lb bag of dicks, you pretentious fucknut-cockferret bastard child of a shit-eating walrus ***** bitch.
martin8337 35
Good thing she didn't flinch when you walked in, the manscaping could have been a disaster.
natywantspeace 7
Knock much?
worldclassrager 39
Some like it fresh...but still I don't want to know why...
buttcramp 21
this is wrong in soooo many ways lol
doogy15 11
Was he bigger than you?
52564 8
Ha!!! Nasty
MWidderAUDI 14
OP is the mother.
juststephhere 23
That's just disturbing...
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I agree lol
imlifeless2 25
40, there's a button for that