Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
DocBastard 38
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
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Comments (115)
corocoro 30
I really, really hope she's not the jumpy kind.
fertilegod 3
shes not going to maintain them unless shes servicing them as well
FlyingPie 17
She's nuts for doing that with the door unlocked. I hope OP doesn't get testy.
JustinKirby 20
So than the kid desperately jumped out the window with shaving cream on his scrotum, with his pants around his ankles or off? Which would have been priceless for the neighbors, or did you respectfully hold him in your house while you called his parents? Sorry OP your gonna need a long talk with your daughter and I wish you the best!
Omniprism 14
Wow he really trusts her.
Larry01_fml 19
why the heck would he sneak into your house just to get his balls shaved?
Xotoolyxo 16
How do you even explain yourself after that...
Mandaeryn 10
I don't see why you're voted down. That's pretty much the first thing I thought as well. Then again, I am on my phone and can't see all the comments so I suppose someone may have said the same thing before you, but.. Seriously, what would you say? "Mum! It's not what it looks like, I swear! I was just.. Well, you see, I've always wanted to be a barber.."
flying_turtle_14 7
Not what most teenagers do when they sneak into each others houses......
kasmol 16
So he goes to all that trouble to sneak in...and the best they can come up with is to shave his balls? She's in special classes at school, right?
Randomness90 27
The comments are funnier then the FML