Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
DocBastard 38
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
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Comments (115)
perdix 29
You gotta wonder of your daughter's other openings he's snuck into without your knowledge.
FezzesAreCool 18
I'm really curious as to what happened afterward
Mandaeryn 10
Well.. When you need a shave, you need a shave.
ruckfules85 34
Back away slowly. never mention it again.
truepanda 2
NASTYYYYY!!!! They probably smell.... *gags* gross
OptimusVader 23
Testicles probably almost always smell like sweat (due to their location) unless the owner has just showered. You say "gross" like it's not normal yet you're a guy. I'd think you would know better.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
I hope you made sure they're both saying "FML" right about now!
flashback_fml 14
That is quite a mating ritual your daughter practices
happyunlucky 8
*hurk!*
Jezzikah 11
Gee your daughter has alot of balls doesn't she, she could have at least shaved that for when you weren't home
Fernando83 19
You should be happy. You should cherish this like her first steps and her first words. This is probably her first boyfriend scrotum shaving and you got to share it with her.