Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
DocBastard 38
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
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Comments (115)
kailarahne 19
Hahahah what in the hell
westii199 3
atleast she wasn't shaving her own testicles
pizzaloverchick 9
How old is she?
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
You should have said "Ha, I'll get the kitchen scissors. We can keep those for the Christmas Tree" (Manic laughter).
burnforeternity 30
Can you say murder
DiabolusIgnis 15
Um, that's why you knock before entering???
Xkillz302 10
you had your chance hope you took it