By Creepedout - 25/06/2013 01:27 - United States - Clearwater

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Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
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Pleonasm 35

He said he would be "All in," and he even invited his poker friend over for a "three of a kind." His friend of course called him on that, and revealed that it was going to be a "full house" in her.

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Ambient25 24

sounds like everyone has an Ace up their sleeves

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Wizardo 33

Sounds like he was going to do a 'Royal Flush' in her. Sounds like OP got dealt a bad hand with his dad.

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kriz_allizwell 6

Poker face. Poker face. He wanna poke her face.

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football98_fml 20

well you are dating her, so guess you guys are both safe

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feelingold 18

Ahem, what 40-50 year old man doesn't occasionally let his mind drift toward the babysitter/ son's girlfriend/ neighbor's daughter? Though discussing it showed a major lack of respect..

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nurchok 15

On the other hand, he basically commented on her beauty. But I agree, FYL

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deepunder 17

Maybe he wants you to move out with her, instead of having a full house

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robotiick7 23

For the people who thumbs him down and don't understand ass is another word for donkey so he just switched em

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Pwn17 25

Ok, ass isn't such a bad word, but if he really wanted to get that point across without swearing, he should have used a synonym for the insult (like jerk or something). Calling someone a donkey is just... strange.

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mazzera_fml 7

Actually its a poker term for a bad player

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Pwn17 25

Oh.. Sorry, I'm not familiar with poker :p Well I feel stupid now.

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Wizardo 33

OPs dad said he's going shag his sons gf, if she wasn't his gf. It clearly says this in the FML...

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perdix 29

#13, did I have to spell out "poke her?"

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TheDrifter 23

Yup. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

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perdix 29

#31, haha, that phrase crossed my mind, too, but I was gunning to post the Second-Best One-Word Comment of All-Time (imma let you finish). First place is a tie for every time that "YOLO" has been the perfect comment. :D

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TheDrifter 23

Lofty goal, trying to beat out "ouch", "damn" and the venerable "ermahgerd".

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perdix 29

#41, WTF is an abbreviation, not an acronym. I learned from the late, great George Carlin that an acronym is an abbreviation you can pronounce as a word. The way he put it was: "The IRS, CIA and FBI are not acronyms. They're just pricks." RIP, George!

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