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By Creepedout / Tuesday 25 June 2013 01:27 / United States - Clearwater
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  Pleonasm  |  31

He said he would be "All in," and he even invited his poker friend over for a "three of a kind." His friend of course called him on that, and revealed that it was going to be a "full house" in her.

By  football98_fml  |  20

well you are dating her, so guess you guys are both safe

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  feelingold  |  18

Ahem, what 40-50 year old man doesn't occasionally let his mind drift toward the babysitter/ son's girlfriend/ neighbor's daughter? Though discussing it showed a major lack of respect..

By  jw90  |  18

Haha..awkward turtle

By  mixinitup  |  12

Cleveland: "That's just nasty"

By  deepunder  |  17

Maybe he wants you to move out with her, instead of having a full house

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  robotiick7  |  23

For the people who thumbs him down and don't understand ass is another word for donkey so he just switched em

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  Pwn17  |  25

Ok, ass isn't such a bad word, but if he really wanted to get that point across without swearing, he should have used a synonym for the insult (like jerk or something). Calling someone a donkey is just... strange.

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  perdix  |  29

#31, haha, that phrase crossed my mind, too, but I was gunning to post the Second-Best One-Word Comment of All-Time (imma let you finish). First place is a tie for every time that "YOLO" has been the perfect comment. :D

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  perdix  |  29

#41, WTF is an abbreviation, not an acronym. I learned from the late, great George Carlin that an acronym is an abbreviation you can pronounce as a word. The way he put it was: "The IRS, CIA and FBI are not acronyms. They're just pricks." RIP, George!

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