FML : Today, I was supposed to be sipping margaritas on a beach in Mexico. Too bad we only made it 37 miles before getting in a car accident. FML

Today, I was supposed to be sipping margaritas on a beach in Mexico. Too bad we only made it 37 miles before getting in a car accident. FML

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You deserved it

By atleastwedidntdie - / Saturday 2 September 2017 23:15 /

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By jediloader | 12

#7536877 - Saturday 2 September 2017 11:38

Take a bottle of tequila to Taco Bell and make your own drinks while eating "authentic" Mexican food

By tonyfan00 | 35

#7536908 - Sunday 3 September 2017 02:14

Did you start dinking margaritas BEFORE the accident?

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By jediloader | 12

#7536877 - Saturday 2 September 2017 11:38

Take a bottle of tequila to Taco Bell and make your own drinks while eating "authentic" Mexican food

By azouwa | 22

#7536895 - Sunday 3 September 2017 01:05

That's too bad. Hope you're all okay.

Frodo Jojo Bardell | 4

#7536914 - Sunday 3 September 2017 02:51

I would like to thank you for using the correct form of you're. Side note, please dont die OP.

Regulate | 21

#7536933 - Sunday 3 September 2017 04:58

One correct spelling gets you a "thanks" these days. I'd prefer it got a "thank you", but we can't all be pedantic, can we?

By tonyfan00 | 35

#7536908 - Sunday 3 September 2017 02:14

Did you start dinking margaritas BEFORE the accident?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7536923 - Sunday 3 September 2017 03:50

Jell-O at the hospital rocks, too! Back me up on this, folks, to make the OP feel better.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7536946 - Sunday 3 September 2017 07:14

First thing was drive to beach. Then drink the margaritas.

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