Transportation and Holidays: Today, I was supposed to be sipping margaritas on a beach in...

By atleastwedidntdie - 02/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was supposed to be sipping margaritas on a beach in Mexico. Too bad we only made it 37 miles before getting in a car accident. FML

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jediloader 12

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Saturday 2 September 2017 23:38

Take a bottle of tequila to Taco Bell and make your own drinks while eating "authentic" Mexican food

tonyfan00 38

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Sunday 3 September 2017 2:14

Did you start dinking margaritas BEFORE the accident?

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jediloader 12

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Saturday 2 September 2017 23:38

Take a bottle of tequila to Taco Bell and make your own drinks while eating "authentic" Mexican food

azouwa 26

Sunday 3 September 2017 1:05

That's too bad. Hope you're all okay.

Frodo Jojo Bardell 4

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Sunday 3 September 2017 2:51

I would like to thank you for using the correct form of you're. Side note, please dont die OP.

Regulate 21

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Sunday 3 September 2017 4:58

One correct spelling gets you a "thanks" these days. I'd prefer it got a "thank you", but we can't all be pedantic, can we?

tonyfan00 38

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Sunday 3 September 2017 2:14

Did you start dinking margaritas BEFORE the accident?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 3 September 2017 3:50

Jell-O at the hospital rocks, too! Back me up on this, folks, to make the OP feel better.

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 3 September 2017 7:14

First thing was drive to beach. Then drink the margaritas.

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