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Show it anywayyep
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Show it anywayYeah, but who gives a shit? He's not married to her anymore. He's with someone who is honest with him now. Not an FML
oh i get it! before i read #20 i was like 'huh....? ._.'
Normally I would've written a comment exactly like #20's .... but it also could be that his new girlfriend is a very heavy sleeper (which I happen to be) Because I have never been bothered by guy's snoring ever cause I never hear it? So his new gf might just not be aware of it?
You are "here" too are you stupid too? Doesn't it mean your girlfriend don't want to make you feel bad because your snoring or she didn't even sleep with you, like... you know what I mean.
#53 pwned you.
You're really just missing the point.
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Show it anywayall I can say is... IQ dropped 10 points. Read a book, get smarter, and read this again, maybe you'll understand why this is an FML.
I wouldn't say it's an FML, though... Damn the "FML's" Aren't funny anymore
Actually snoring can be caused by stress, so maybe thats the problem? http://www.etipsguide.com/snoring-and-stress.html
Sucks man. fyl. You're ex-wife wanted the whole bed to herself. But at least you have a girlfriend now.
Maybe it wasnt to herself...
She probably had guys sneaking in :s damn op, right under your nose
it's slack. cos if she didn't want to be in the same bed with him she should have slept on the bloody couch. but. perhaps you did actually used to snore. it is a possibility. even so, it was slack to make you sleep on the couch. she could have used earplugs or something...
It's clear it was just passive aggressiveness from the ex-wife. But, this is hardly FML. It's not exactly a giant leap of imagination to think that your ex-wife was doing these things and it's only a small part of what was happening. Now you found out she was lying and you don't snore. That's good news, surely.
it's an fml because his ex-wife lied to him to make his ass sleep on the couch. another fml that weeds at the idiots.
The correct phrase would be "weeding out the idiots" ... idiot.
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Sucks man. fyl. You're ex-wife wanted the whole bed to herself. But at least you have a girlfriend now.
Actually snoring can be caused by stress, so maybe thats the problem? http://www.etipsguide.com/snoring-and-stress.html