By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States
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be thankful she's alive? Mine are dead (pretty much grandparents too) and I'm 14.
(takes out a half-full mayonnaise jar) This is the sound of a necrophiliac having his way with the skull of your kidnapped dead great-grandmother. (inserts and removes fist into the mayonnaise jar multiple times)
@Sirin - Thumbs down? You? On a subject you are very knowledgeable about? (checks his watch) Damn! I never thought this date would come so soon. @mercy - that sounds like nana all right. @Sirin - (after reloading the page) That's much more like it. (yells down the office hallway) False alarm, boys. @CMH - Who said anything about her mouth? @trizzieb - cool. It's never too late to start contributing...
I'm actually surprised mercy hasn't come in here in a killing frenzy like she normally does for any and all old-people FMLs. Oh, and HighLife89, I agree with you that mercy is never funny. Her off-the-wall comments and subtly implied references are by no means humorous or cathartic. In fact, I would even go as far as to say mercyFML assassinated JFK and is responsible for the War of 1812.
if she didn't freak out, she's a keeper. either way, you deserve it for wanting to "show off" your girlfriend :/ be proud yes, but grow up. she's a human being, not a damn trophy!
You're right, you shouldn't have gone there. Your grammar is horrible.. I'm sure you can take the time out of your 'oh so busy life' to spell out 'your' and 'ho"O"k'..
It's the Internet. If you think for two seconds people are going to take the time, 2 more seconds of their life, two type out the full word then you're out of your mind. However, you've become no better by trying to correct them. If they want to be that lazy then by all means let them. It's their life; it's not yours.