be thankful she's alive? Mine are dead (pretty much grandparents too) and I'm 14.

yeah.. she's old, that's what old people are suposed to do, don't you ever watch AFV?

did she also tell you about her past as a prositute??

old people are supposed to die young. that's why people are crazy and ugly when old.

isn't that statement a little contradictory

I'm just gunna assume the underpants go all the way up to her armpits anyway..

Ahaha that's not an FML. Should've just played it smooth and it woulda become a nice inside joke hahah. That's just funny.

@83 ... YES.

Same here #1. :(

OP you fricken dumbass don't you know by now women are not to be showcased?

thts sad. :( I'm 14 and I still have 3/4

whoa! I'm also 14 and I have never meant my great grandparents and most of my grandparents are dead too... and it all cus my parents waited until they were almost 40 to have me!!!

Chill out. It's supposed to funny.

I'm 14 and I never met my grandfather. He died a few month before I was born

Same situation. I only have one out of four grandparents left. It sucks not having them around.

Those aren't underpants, those are her skiing team's colours!

That, or it's her figure skating costume =

hahahahaa num 2

(takes out a half-full mayonnaise jar) This is the sound of a necrophiliac having his way with the skull of your kidnapped dead great-grandmother.

(inserts and removes fist into the mayonnaise jar multiple times)

*relentlessly clicks thumbs-down* >_>

She might have a few loose teeth, throws some Fritoes into the bowl.

I thought I was fucked up. You, Brave Sir, need counseling. I commend you and will strive to be as psycho as you from now on.

@Sirin - Thumbs down? You? On a subject you are very knowledgeable about? (checks his watch) Damn! I never thought this date would come so soon.

@mercy - that sounds like nana all right.

@Sirin - (after reloading the page) That's much more like it. (yells down the office hallway) False alarm, boys.

@CMH - Who said anything about her mouth?

@trizzieb - cool. It's never too late to start contributing...

Roast Beef Curtains!

WTF? does anyeffinthing show up in the right place here? ^^^^ that [email protected] 20

.............ok, I see where this is going......

Mercy says dumb shit and none of it is ever funny.

High, just because you don't get it.

no bc I don't think it's funny

Thanks for the detailed, and often poignantly touching expose on your inner feelings, High. Someone give this guy an Oscar, please.

Mercy is very funny! *glares at high and hugs Mercy while whispering in her ear* don't listen to high, he's just doesn't understand!

D= Fml posted my comment in the wrong place..

sure no problem haha I don't give a flying fuck

I'm actually surprised mercy hasn't come in here in a killing frenzy like she normally does for any and all old-people FMLs.

Oh, and HighLife89, I agree with you that mercy is never funny. Her off-the-wall comments and subtly implied references are by no means humorous or cathartic. In fact, I would even go as far as to say mercyFML assassinated JFK and is responsible for the War of 1812.

So now the war of 1812 isn't funny? You people are broken.

Don't blame me; HighLife89 simply pointed it out for us and mercyFML will have to take responsibility for the lack of humor in that war.

starfire, trying to get lucky on fml? cause your a farkin creeper.

A merciless Mercy? This will be scary.

BSR, there's no need to bump off great-grandma. Didn't you see Yes Man? Give her a chance to pop out those dentures and show you what she's learned in the past 80 years.

@ #45 you just made me laugh so hard I cried! i thank you for making my day. =D

@97.. And this is why FML is going downhill. Comments like this. -.- Sorry to be an ass everyone. *looks around, anxiously awaiting for his comment to be modderated*

@ #98 how does #97 make FML go downhill? I mean really all I said was it made me laugh. what else was I supposed to do? sit queitly and say haha that was so funny. -.- I don't think so.

if she didn't freak out, she's a keeper. either way, you deserve it for wanting to "show off" your girlfriend :/ be proud yes, but grow up. she's a human being, not a damn trophy!

How do you know? She could be a trophy.

Hey it might not be his girlfriend at all... It could just be a blow-up doll he uses to pleasure himself with at night.

Mada, love your new av.

Mada, in my mind has now become a 14 year old fat kid who plays his DS lite he got for Christmas, complaining Yu-Gi-Oh is just relentlessly kicking his ass today. Damn..

lmao! ur grand ma wants some? does any1 grand pa wants some? hock them up, they become a match made FOR heaven.
lololol sorry I know I shouldn't have gone there.

"match made for heaven". that's funny. it's also mean.

lmao @ science experiment.

what the hell? That's fricking nasty!

You're right, you shouldn't have gone there. Your grammar is horrible.. I'm sure you can take the time out of your 'oh so busy life' to spell out 'your' and 'ho"O"k'..

It's the Internet. If you think for two seconds people are going to take the time, 2 more seconds of their life, two type out the full word then you're out of your mind. However, you've become no better by trying to correct them. If they want to be that lazy then by all means let them. It's their life; it's not yours.

Hey, you've only got 2.3 billion seconds to live. Why waste two of them on spelling and grammar?

This would actually make me more proud of my family. I celebrate their craziness. Suggestion: Have a good laugh about this before the nightmares come.

Look at the bright side, dad didn't show her his cock puppet.

LMAO!

There's another bright side, her breasts were probably blocking the view of her granny panties.