By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

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Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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That is fuckin akward

Eugh. That really sucks. FYL

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Eugh. That really sucks. FYL

swingers =/= hoes. plz to be more open-minded kthx.

It's not the fact that they're swingers per se, it's the fact that it's the OP's parents. It does really knock you on your ass for at least a little bit when you find out your PARENTS don't fit that traditional mold of being exclusive to each other, when you thought for your hole life that they did. And besides, it must also suck finding out about it like THAT.

Too many uptight prudes here... loosen up, it'll be good for you, I promise.

My Mom and her ex used to be swingers, didn't bother me, but then again my Mom bought me m first vibrator, lol.

agreed. What her parents do is their personal business, it just sucks that you had to find out this way.

#9 - i was commenting more on the user's name ("my parents are hoes"), but i suppose it doesn't matter since dickheads had to go and hide my comment. surprising though it may be to find out your parents' particular brand of sexuality, i still don't think it's anything FML-worthy. you don't see parents on here going "today i found out that my 34-year-old daughter has sex with her husband, fml" so why do grown adults react that way about their parents?

Damn! Your parents are sick!

they are not sick. they are all adults and what they are doing isn't hurting anyone, not even the OP. Sure OP will be shocked and a bit wierd with thier parents for a bit but its not like its changes who their parents are. The OP has no idea how long their parents have been swingers and its obviously not brought any harm. If this is their first swinging experience then at least OP knows

YDI for having birthdays.

What, you don't have birthdays? It's not always a YDI, idiot

hahaha these YDI's crack me up there's always one, and they are great, and someone always gets mad at them too, haha it's funny. it's funnyyyyyyy. hahaha its funnnnnnnyyyyyy. I thought so at least if you want to jump down someones asophogas for something that ill just say it regular funny, than take one of those chill pills and chilax and chill out, than grab a brew thats chill and soak in some chill water with a chill significant other. that's my advice take it or just throw it right back like a cherry pie, just aim away from my left broken pinky

ASOPHOGAS LOLOL

That is fuckin akward

the way you spelled "awkward" is awkward.

Well...that's pleasant...

I don't see why be together in the first place in that case... I know that whoever I marry is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with and the only person I would get intimate with.

What the FUCK #4 !!??

You don't like turtles? HATER!!!!!!!

You're clearly not a fan of Tosh.0 =P

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is it hereditary?