By Anonymous - United States - Shelby
Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML
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49, 25 got thumbed down because they repeated what 5 already said. It seems like 25 said it first because they're closer to the top of the comments. But that's only because he/she thread jacked. And THAT is why 25 is getting thumbed down. Hope this helps (: I'm off to go lick a window now.

  fksfsdhfsdfh  |  26


  hannaaaahr  |  33

It's great that she supports OP, but I don't think this is the best way to show her support, especially if she's going to tell the university board that they're stupid muthafucka's if they don't accept OP

  TrueTriage  |  16

This is more of an embarrassing mom story.. But we all get those and my resolution to them is to play along because most people can relate

So don't awkwardly turn super red and storm
Out. Start having fun with it, most people would understand or at least think you're fun

  Demonfish  |  14

Demotivated the competition, it's a classic move, usually followed up with a sharp elimination of the now demoralised opponent, with either wit, cunning and a good lawyer, or blunt trauma to the skull... Whichever takes your fancy.

  GNR93  |  14

I agree 29, an embarrassing mom story would be like a mother showing up to a middle school class because her son/daughter forgot their lunch, ops mom's exceptionally embarrassing and unusual because most parents wouldn't do that.


Actually 37 the only embarrassing thing that came out of those kinds of situations was the fact that all the guys asked me if my mom was my sister and if she was single. Then they would comment on her butt to me.