Hiya!

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
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starbucksguy 16

Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?

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shift_love 13

Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.

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starbucksguy 16

Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Oh boy, let the comments with random prices begin.

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Drigr 9

My only question isn't how much, but did they like have the window open or was she just screaming like a banshee? At least in the houses I've been in, the livingroom is connected to the door or entryway.

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Awes0meperson 10

Ya but the living room is where everyone hangs out, so he might have seen them, and then decided to burst in to be funny.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

...then OP said, "$700, with your credit card!"

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tjv3 10

Hahahaha your dad is funny

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shift_love 13

Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.

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dazzyboy 1

I would have told him to either join in or piss off!

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Awes0meperson 10

So let me get this straight… you would want your dad to join in on you and your girlfriend having sex? Thats a little weird…

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Girlybanana 2

25- the ****? That is wrong on so many levels

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dazzyboy 1

what's wrong with that? the family that plays together, stays together

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Colonel_Lexi 18

44-Remind me to never ever go to your family reunions

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ladyLALAA 28

But what about the boat times? That wasn't a time it was more of an exposure, wasn't it, really?

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shannonreneee 11

23, the first three comments were submitted pretty much at the same time. So her comment was original, just missed out by a millisecond or so.

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starbucksguy 16

In fairness, this appeared at the exact same time as my comment...great minds think alike apparently...or fools seldom differ. Whatever floats your boat...

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MysticKnight 3

You fools have great minds. What happens if nothing floats my boat?

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starbucksguy 16

Then you're gonna start sinking, my friend

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Abdul888 16

He gave her chocolate, then they started playing ps. Guys you know what I mean ;)

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ebdeadaccount 11

Well it seems like someone needs to learn how to use a lock on a door

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SweetlyPsycho 4

No! Someone needs to learn how to have sex in their room.

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ebdeadaccount 11

Good point, someone needs to learn to have sex in their locked bedroom Btw awesome profile pic

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Achall91 17

Even if he had locked the door it wouldn't matter because the dad probably had a key considering it is his house and all. There wouldn't have been a problem if the son and his girlfriend were in his room with the door locked instead of the living room.

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Pentium_4 27

at least he has a sense of humor. he was your age once, so he understands!

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KiddNYC1O 20

He's thinking "That's my boy."

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minesbiggerr 25

#34 more "shit how much did he use this time?"

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blcksocks 19

You could say "more than what you paid to get yours". No wait, that would be saying shit about your mom..

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MidnaLink 33

21 actually it would... just saying

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gracehi 31

Just don't pull a "Secret Service" on her and you should be fine. :)

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emeraldisle 30

I love parents with a sense of humour.

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TheMathMajor 26

While you should be glad your dad has a sense of humor, his comment was a little rude towards your girlfriend :/

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cayytee 0

or she could just laugh too i know i would if my bfs dad did that. or she could take it as shes really pretty : )

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TheMathMajor 26

Either way he's calling her a prostitute. I wouldn't like it.

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