Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml
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that is a serious FML comment right there.
F your life ... seriously
F your life ... seriously
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MadeOfAwesome
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Why would a showerhead need to massage?O.o
*threadjacks shamelessly*
*threadjacks shamelessly*
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Dmars444
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it's not a massaging showerhead as such, I'm guessing it's the streams that apply pressure so it would feel like a massage on your head/back/other.
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iBiteRoses
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"Other" is right! YEAH
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Scarlettx7
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Go on a dating website , your probably too shy
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BannedDistress78
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maybe you should call me xD
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greenman_fml
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Reenact that display in public and maybe you'll get some action
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EmbalmingTheatre
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FYL indeed, I sincerely feel sorry for you.
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silkee_shiny
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Happy Birthday hun :)
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rosetintedglassz
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You could try batting for the other team. Some times I feel sorry for straight women and what they are missing out on. All of these stories about women never reaching climax during sex and I just wonder why lesbianism isn't more popular. While the shower head has a 100% success rate, I can say with confidence that my GF has about a 95% success rate and they are a thousand times better than what the shower head can do. Good luck to you.
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srammer99
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shutup
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xJaypex
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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PenultimateTaco
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#190 What the hell? I'm not even sure if you're serious, but what she's saying is completely true.
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joeyl2008
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If she didn't have her first orgasm until 35 I think it's fairly obvious it isn't any guys fault.
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_no_fyourlife
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Technically its not a gift if you bought it for yourself. If you had have given it to somebody to give to you that would have been ok though.
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bartholemew4life
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haha to technicalities.
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SpicyMaduros
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Nonsense, she may have given herself the gift, but the gift gave her orgasm! Now I know what to get when someone asks for the gift that keeps on giving...
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mylifeisFML56
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you need to buy yourself a rabbit or a form6... more $ than a shower head, but less drama than a boyfriend, (or a girlfriend)...
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hayley320
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oldskool_fml
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Well..happy birthday..and look on the bright side..Your VERY self-sufficient..Put THAT on your resume', lol!!!!!
F your life ... seriously