By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 428
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on the bright side..... you had a good orgasm

orgasm =win husband=fail fact that you married him= unexplainable


Garytt 0


pinkp909 8

awe that suckss :(

nope nvm I'm 3. At least OP ,had an orgasm on their wedding night . That's at least a Semi Win. Fail for marrying a stupid husband.

that is really sad

hardly, easy solution buy a jacuzzi that way you get your orgasm and he gets you to stfu.

ooo I need to get a jacuzzi.

you shouldn't really complain, you got a husband and an orgasm. that doesn't really sound that bad

Cheekylozza 3

Stop being a selfish bitch! it's the best night of his life he's bound to get pissed.

I didn't think people like this existed.

so keen for a war job a nice wet eat hole

The fml, is that her husband can't give it to her. That is sad!

haha 87 ;))) hopefully he didn't piss in the jacuzzi while , at the same time , his wife is mixing her fluids in . Gonna be a stinky jacuzzi ;X

Grosso 3

at least you had some action - I didn't have any on both my "first nights"

iSitt 0

op probably doesn't have to buy a whole jacuzzi, just a pulse massager attachment to the shower.

on the bright side..... you had a good orgasm

let's say at least she got married and is having a honeymoon.

CollegeGirl2010 0

sucks for u

Quest_ 13

Clearly, he doesn't.

DeesFMLs 0

hahah ^ LOL :)

id find out what brand the jacuzzi is. lol. but yeah, that sux. fyl.

oh yeah, gotta be dem sexy jets. makin women orgasm everywhere.

There you go, something that was bad (your husband being passed out) turned into something good for you ( orgasm)

haha waterer u say Justin

JUSTIN!!!! I AM THE BIGGEST BELIEBER!!! (Is that how you spell it?)

syddyb 0

Maybe you should have watched how much he drank? I dont know, just a suggestion(:

orgasm =win husband=fail fact that you married him= unexplainable

Everyone gets shit faced once in a while. he obviously was celebrating a bit too hard but that doesnt mean hes a bad husband or a bad choice. i bet youve been really fucked up before because i know i have

yeahhh he was just sooo thrilled that he celebrated too much I'm sure he still loves u or why would he marry u

Because how good someone is at sex is the only consideration, right?