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By TeeJay - / Monday 1 June 2009 14:06 / United States
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By  AndelleRae  |  9

Self-masturbation? Is there any other kind? Lol. I'm sorry. I'm not usually a grammar Nazi on these websites, but I felt like being a smart ass. Maybe she got it for you to spice things up in your sex life? She might like the idea of you using it. I don't know. I don't really think this is an FML, but I'm sorry that you were unhappy with it.

By  Eresbel  |  0

This isn't an FML, this is just an idiot who doesn't realize what a nice wife he has. She doesn't have to have sex with you whenever you want, but she still wants you to be happy and satisfied, so she buys you an aid to help you out whenever she can't. That's thoughtful and kind. F your wife's life because she's got such a prick for a husband.

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By  bridgetheartsyou  |  0

hahahahaha. sucks for you. you should demand sex.

By  AndelleRae  |  9

Self-masturbation? Is there any other kind? Lol. I'm sorry. I'm not usually a grammar Nazi on these websites, but I felt like being a smart ass. Maybe she got it for you to spice things up in your sex life? She might like the idea of you using it. I don't know. I don't really think this is an FML, but I'm sorry that you were unhappy with it.

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judging by ur picture, u r so ugly ur probably a virgin.

By  Glam_fml  |  0

Ouch. It would seem to me that a) you are bad in bed and she just can't put up with it anymore b) she's not attracted to you or c) she has a medical problem that makes sex not enjoyable for her. I personally would ask her why she gave it to you.. Who knows, maybe she was just trying to be nice, but it seems like it was more of a hint to me..

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