Transportation, Cars and Smells: Baked - FML

Baked

By Ooops - 12/09/2019 22:02 - Canada

Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML

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ajh1800 25

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Thursday 12 September 2019 22:58

I feel like it would smell more like spoiled milk or rotten fruit, rather than baking bread. Just take a lesson from this to clean out your car more often or at least look around every once in a while

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Friday 13 September 2019 17:23

Maybe you should clean your car more often?

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ajh1800 25

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Thursday 12 September 2019 22:58

I feel like it would smell more like spoiled milk or rotten fruit, rather than baking bread. Just take a lesson from this to clean out your car more often or at least look around every once in a while

Wadlaen 23

Friday 13 September 2019 9:59

Never so bad that it isn't good for something..?

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Friday 13 September 2019 17:23

Maybe you should clean your car more often?

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