LMFAO, get a hooker. xD

Awwww. Nobody should be alone on their birthday. Happy Birthday, hon. Go out on the town tonight and make it a fun evening.

I find this post very empowering, and the OP should, too. You took charge of your own happiness, and gave yourself the gift that truly keeps on giving. This is not a FYL, this is a YOU GO GIRL.

Um, #7, it's not like choosing chocolate or vanilla. I'd think you of all people would know that.

I hate all these whiny FMLs about being lonely. A third of the people in North America think they're lonely. I think I'm lonely! Everyone is lonely! What are you going to do?

sorry about the lack of presents, but hey - thats actually a pretty cool thing. like #97 said. never mind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away

Hey #7, coming from a straight person... thanks for going against the battle for gay rights, and reinforcing the belief that sexual orientation is a "choice". If someone said they feel sorry for you because you haven't experimented with being straight, what would you say to that? Besides, straight guys have tongues and fingers just like you do.

wow loser get a ******* life

um. this makes me really glad that i'm responsive.. if your not a vigrin... maybe you need to try better guys? Because some of them really can give you more pleasure than a shower head. # 70... im going to have to repectfully disagree... = ) to the OP- look up # 3 or # 37. They are glad to help ha ha ha

dude that sucks maybe try going out more