By Louis - France - Paris FML's Who's Responsible #3 Construction work is quite hard work. Check out this selection for proof. 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bliss - United States Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26908 You deserved it 5876 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML I agree, your life sucks 30970 You deserved it 4834 192 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jess56 - United States Fun is overrated Today, I met the exchange student who will be living with us for a year. As we were talking, she told me that she doesn't like reading, writing, drawing, athletics, watching television or listening to music. What does she like to do during her free time? Study. It's going to be a long year. FML I agree, your life sucks 1480 You deserved it 220 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML I agree, your life sucks 27502 You deserved it 3074 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheRoad42 - United States - Baton Rouge Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML I agree, your life sucks 46607 You deserved it 2717 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML I agree, your life sucks 20813 You deserved it 55295 161 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By um Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 46414 You deserved it 7965 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Baconcook3000 - United Kingdom Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML I agree, your life sucks 50714 You deserved it 6132 321 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Randall - United States Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML I agree, your life sucks 41532 You deserved it 3420 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By J.Smith - France Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 31886 You deserved it 2162 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Palmdale Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML I agree, your life sucks 25473 You deserved it 49209 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML I agree, your life sucks 70912 You deserved it 9115 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pokerking98 - United States Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML I agree, your life sucks 13245 You deserved it 56591 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Benji - United Kingdom Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 51446 You deserved it 7473 221 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Jacksonville Today, I entered a raffle at a local fashion designer event; the prize was $400 credit at the store that was hosting it (which was just enough for one of their dresses). Good news: I won! Bad news: they don't carry a single thing above a women's size 5. I'm 6'2" and 180 lbs. FML I agree, your life sucks 13616 You deserved it 1387 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuck you right back, cockspit - Australia - Brisbane Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML I agree, your life sucks 48556 You deserved it 8304 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/9/2020 23:03 - Canada Red flags Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 1119 You deserved it 199 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML I agree, your life sucks 13730 You deserved it 66662 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ohcrap - United States Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML I agree, your life sucks 49370 You deserved it 16051 426 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fattymcbutterpants - United States Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML I agree, your life sucks 36677 You deserved it 3497 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meunluckycharms - Canada - Toronto Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML I agree, your life sucks 27530 You deserved it 1811 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By eiregal2 - 15/4/2020 23:00 - Ireland - Cork Butterfingers Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML I agree, your life sucks 1324 You deserved it 167 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LovelessNewlywed Today, for the first time since my partner moved in with me, I did one of my favourite things: I bought some nice cheese and a bottle of wine and went on to People of Walmart, just as I do every month or so. He called me a disgusting human being and went for a walk two hours ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 9065 You deserved it 2023 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WhoaThere - United States Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 28369 You deserved it 9614 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By x - United States - Lake Placid Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML I agree, your life sucks 23468 You deserved it 6569 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Bumbling Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 2524 You deserved it 553 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hh - United States - Clear Lake Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 41553 You deserved it 7207 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Teen - United States Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML I agree, your life sucks 22027 You deserved it 2968 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "Sarah-Louise James" Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 1881 You deserved it 209 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By huulo Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 11428 You deserved it 27965 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By A. - Canada Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML I agree, your life sucks 81139 You deserved it 4076 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LustyDragon Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML I agree, your life sucks 2871 You deserved it 1200 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By My Daughter Fails at Life - United States - San Francisco Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 23768 You deserved it 2562 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Disproportionate Bent Today, I noticed that the glasses I got this week seemed off balance. A further inspection showed that one of my ears is bigger than the other. Through even further inspection, my family concluded that the entire right side of my body is higher than my left. FML I agree, your life sucks 1431 You deserved it 145 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Vince - United States Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML I agree, your life sucks 60809 You deserved it 4408 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML I agree, your life sucks 1332 You deserved it 134 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justpeachy - United States Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML I agree, your life sucks 33404 You deserved it 2529 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Germany - Felsberg Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML I agree, your life sucks 28262 You deserved it 2005 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TahRah - United States Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML I agree, your life sucks 174897 You deserved it 16104 208 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LanaStidolph Today, I bought shampoos and household chemicals and was heading home on my bike when it started to rain. I felt a weird burning sensation down my back so I stopped and got off the bike. My backpack and jeans were covered in foam. FML I agree, your life sucks 3431 You deserved it 385 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 640 You deserved it 214 5 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 512 You deserved it 213 4 Comments