Like a virgin

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 17:01

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Today, at 26, I bought my first vibrator. I've never really masturbated before, because I've always been with a guy. I used it for the first time, and orgasmed in under 3 minutes. I guess this whole time the guys I've been with hadn’t in fact made me cum as much as I thought. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 616
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Toys are a totally different feeling, fun, good, but different. I'll still take my man over a vibrator any day. Toys are fun to incorporate with your partner as well. It can add another layer to the encounter. It doesn't have to be one or the other.

Good thing I have one foot in the grave before men became obsolete. Not only can the machine make you cum more, you can also take it with you shopping and it won't complain. They'll probably keep a few of us around for sperm production and to point and laugh at our genitals that don't work as well as vibrators.

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i had the same feeling after my first time with a " pro " ...geez had i knew before, i would have never bothered and wasted all this cash and time on gifts for my ex's and their lousy sex...

Good thing I have one foot in the grave before men became obsolete. Not only can the machine make you cum more, you can also take it with you shopping and it won't complain. They'll probably keep a few of us around for sperm production and to point and laugh at our genitals that don't work as well as vibrators.

Don't they already laugh at our genitals? What, they only laugh at mine?

Probably. They weep when they see mine. "Oh, God, what have I done to deserve this!"

Toys are a totally different feeling, fun, good, but different. I'll still take my man over a vibrator any day. Toys are fun to incorporate with your partner as well. It can add another layer to the encounter. It doesn't have to be one or the other.

Sady_Ct 37

My husband and I always use toys together, it’s AMAZING. Sadly women don’t cum easily from ‘penis in, penis out, penis in....’

I'm a bit confused that you seem to be complaining that your vibrator worked so well. ydi?

I think the issue is that moment you realize that you've been settling in sex with your partners. Too many are all "let's do this okay I got mine good night" My ex-wife would get her orgasms more often than I would and I was left unsatisfied.

Susan Yee 9

Orgasm by sex is still better than with a vibrator though, imo.

It's not that common for women to orgasm from penetration, unlike what we read in books. My vibrator does more for me than my husband, but it doesn't give me the emotional bond. So it's kind of a double-edged sword.

You're complaining about how great the toy is?