Love, Friends, Relatable and Awkward: The Breakfast Club 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Breakfast Club 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 02:00

Today, my husband's high school friends got together tonight. Nothing more pathetic than listening to a bunch of losers reliving their glory days as high school seniors. I honestly thought I would have picked someone better than this. My husband fucking peaked at 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 814

You deserved it 2 508

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 608

You deserved it 3 754

By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 017

You deserved it 278

The single life

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 00:02

Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 914

You deserved it 311

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 072

You deserved it 2 244

By yeahno - 31/10/2010 16:10 - United States

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 834

You deserved it 3 013

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 118

You deserved it 87

Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 216

You deserved it 4 142

Hostus mostus

By trappedinmyownhome - 15/07/2015 02:11

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 574

You deserved it 2 837

Never forget

By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 507

You deserved it 580

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 496

You deserved it 4 222

1gullible_bugger 34

Monday 23 September 2019 2:10

If that's how you think of the person you "love" and married, then he should leave you. He deserves better than you!

Hempseed 26

Monday 23 September 2019 2:58

You clearly don't love him. So why the **** are you wasting both your time? If you're unhappy, get a divorce. Or be an adult and work through your bullshit.

Comments

1gullible_bugger 34

Monday 23 September 2019 2:10

If that's how you think of the person you "love" and married, then he should leave you. He deserves better than you!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 September 2019 2:25

I hope you played that Bruce Springsteen song on endless loop and sang along with "leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of..."

Hempseed 26

Monday 23 September 2019 2:58

You clearly don't love him. So why the **** are you wasting both your time? If you're unhappy, get a divorce. Or be an adult and work through your bullshit.

JillianJuneBug 39

Monday 23 September 2019 5:16

Wow this is the pettiest thing I’ve ever heard somebody complain about

sisoladra 20

Monday 23 September 2019 6:01

Wow.....harsh.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 23 September 2019 6:42

And you didn't know this about your husband before you got married because...???

Hangryko 31

Monday 23 September 2019 8:05

He sure did peak at 17. He later married you.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 23 September 2019 9:08

I am guessing he was a jock at school...that said it does not mean he peaked just that he lived a different life then ands nostalgia is not a bad thing.

Sinshine 28

Monday 23 September 2019 9:51

It sounds like you peaked at birth.

sarkycow 25

Monday 23 September 2019 10:00

**** me. Hopefully he didn't know you in HS because that will mean he gets to reminisce about a HAPPY time in his life. Usually I wouldn't go the "get a ******* divorce" route but it seems that anything he could\would do, for you and your marriage, still wouldn't be good enough for you. Anyway, what's so wonderful about you? **** YOUR HUSBAND'S LIFE, not yours.