By Anonymous - 23/9/2019 02:00

The Breakfast Club 2: Electric Boogaloo

Today, my husband's high school friends got together tonight. Nothing more pathetic than listening to a bunch of losers reliving their glory days as high school seniors. I honestly thought I would have picked someone better than this. My husband fucking peaked at 17. FML

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By 1gullible_bugger | 33

#7845678 - Monday 23 September 2019 2:10

If that's how you think of the person you "love" and married, then he should leave you. He deserves better than you!

By Hempseed | 21

#7845687 - Monday 23 September 2019 2:58

You clearly don't love him.
So why the fuck are you wasting both your time?

If you're unhappy, get a divorce.
Or be an adult and work through your bullshit.

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By 1gullible_bugger | 33

#7845678 - Monday 23 September 2019 2:10

If that's how you think of the person you "love" and married, then he should leave you. He deserves better than you!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7845681 - Monday 23 September 2019 2:25

I hope you played that Bruce Springsteen song on endless loop and sang along with "leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of..."

By Hempseed | 21

#7845687 - Monday 23 September 2019 2:58

You clearly don't love him.
So why the fuck are you wasting both your time?

If you're unhappy, get a divorce.
Or be an adult and work through your bullshit.

By JillianJuneBug | 39

#7845700 - Monday 23 September 2019 5:16

Wow this is the pettiest thing I’ve ever heard somebody complain about

By sisoladra | 19

#7845704 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:01

Wow.....harsh.

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7845708 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:42

And you didn't know this about your husband before you got married because...???

By Hangryko | 9

#7845730 - Monday 23 September 2019 8:05

He sure did peak at 17. He later married you.

By Mungolikecandy | 18

#7845734 - Monday 23 September 2019 9:08

I am guessing he was a jock at school...that said it does not mean he peaked just that he lived a different life then ands nostalgia is not a bad thing.

By Sinshine | 26

#7845738 - Monday 23 September 2019 9:51

It sounds like you peaked at birth.

By sarkycow | 24

#7845739 - Monday 23 September 2019 10:00

Fuck me. Hopefully he didn't know you in HS because that will mean he gets to reminisce about a HAPPY time in his life. Usually I wouldn't go the "get a fucking divorce" route but it seems that anything he could\would do, for you and your marriage, still wouldn't be good enough for you.

Anyway, what's so wonderful about you?

FUCK YOUR HUSBAND'S LIFE, not yours.