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  Synistiel  |  14

11- Dude don't be so fucking rude. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She/he is hot in someone's eyes. And some people don't like their partner masturbating over porn, simply because they may think they can't satisfy them, among other things. This isn't porn anyway, so you should probably thoroughly read an FML before commenting.

By  CueTheMusic  |  22

He must be pretty dumb to let you on his computer without deleting history, or using incognito browsing! Don't assume the worst straightaway but if he is cheating, get rid of his ass.

  kkrazyangel  |  16

If he isn't cheating then its either cause he's planning to or he's just not able to do so. Theres no "assuming the worst" here lol she should dump him straight off the bat.

By  Pleonasm  |  34

He is just trying to sell his new patented cooling mattress: designed for comfort and to keep the body at a cool temperature, because being too warm stops you from sleeping correctly.

  Welshite  |  39

That's what I search for when looking for a good lay. Strangely, when I try the mattresses out the owners feel it necessary to join me in bed. Then they insist on wrestling to prove the durability of the mattress. It's all very fun!

  plaguer  |  26

She's talking about age play. It's pretty popular, most people know it mostly because of the "Daddy Dom/Little Girl" pairing. She's suggesting OP enters a Mommy role during sex, as it appears her (ex?) boyfriend is into older women.

By  Conasaur  |  8

Maybe he just wants to lay them down and tell them about how selling there body on Craigslist is not the way to go! That or he is just trying to sell his new child behavioral CD to help moms everywhere.

By  mangoboy1  |  19

Make a fake Craigslist listing similar to that without letting him know and use a different contact and photo and when he calls the number answer say its over.

  perdix  |  29

#14, that's the premise of "Escape (The Piña Colada song)," except instead of breaking up, they just laughed it off and had some piña coladas!

  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

23 - She knows his phone number, or has it in her phone's contacts. Even though she would be using a different phone with a different number than the one that he calls her on, she could have his number memorized or written down so she could just look at the phone numbers that are calling her and only answer the one with his phone number. It's very plausible and would be an excellent way to break up with him because he would know that she knew exactly what he was doing behind her back.