By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

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Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
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manb91uk 22

And now you know that you are vastly more mature than the wee-wee woman whos womb you whee-wheed out of!

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pinkwho 13
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This is why you use the "log out of all sessions" button.

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manb91uk 22

And now you know that you are vastly more mature than the wee-wee woman whos womb you whee-wheed out of!

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pinkwho 13
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This is why you use the "log out of all sessions" button.

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Herbert Blieweis 10
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No, she sucks - obviously.

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Hi_Five 5
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I saw this days ago. Why is this happening?

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ChakatBlackstar 29
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"It might be faster for us to list the places my mouth hasn't been on him."

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Dave_Davington 33
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As long as it hasn't been on his poo poo, you should be fine.

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bigdaddyeric 35

What are you 6 years old ? Or is your Mother so inhibited about sex that she also says bum- bum and boobies?

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Shabnam Moghal 14
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YDI. Who logs onto their messesnger from their moms phone?

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HappyPickles 11
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This is a difficult call: I really wanted to click "You Deserved It" because you published your own intimate texts to your mom's phone. But in the end I clicked "Yes, Your Life Sucks" because ... "your mouth has been on his wee wee..."

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