And now you know that you are vastly more mature than the wee-wee woman whos womb you whee-wheed out of!

This is why you use the "log out of all sessions" button.

That sucks!

No, she sucks - obviously.

I saw this days ago. Why is this happening?

"It might be faster for us to list the places my mouth hasn't been on him."

As long as it hasn't been on his poo poo, you should be fine.

What are you 6 years old ? Or is your Mother so inhibited about sex that she also says bum- bum and boobies?

YDI. Who logs onto their messesnger from their moms phone?

This is a difficult call:

I really wanted to click "You Deserved It" because you published your own intimate texts to your mom's phone.

But in the end I clicked "Yes, Your Life Sucks" because ... "your mouth has been on his wee wee..."

Welp