By Anonymous - United States
Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML
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  AngelSpit  |  18

I use to have a quaker parrot that picked up the same thing, thankfully he didn't do it very often but the funniest thing he would do is every time my husband would walk past me and smack or tap my ass and I didn't make a noise the bird would go "OW"

  AngelSpit  |  18

I forgetting the point of my prior post the bird was not in the same room with us he was two rooms away but they still pick up on stuff even if they can barely hear it

  xx000o  |  27

They don't forget, they just add it to their repertoire. You have to be careful what you say, do, think.
Any sound/noise generated can be repeated, the louder it is the better the probability they will remember it. Smoke alarms are an excellent example.

  Enslaved  |  36

20, I wrote it because it was under Pleonasm's #9 comment about "Polly wants a cracker". (Relevant to me)
Dang some of my comments seem to tick you off often. This isn't the first time you bitched about them. Relax, It's all good fun and how my mind works when I read some of the FMLs and comments. :P

  RedPillSucks  |  31

I picture "Enslaved", 5 inch pumps propped up on the library table, (yes, wearing nothing else)
busily doing "research" for her next FML post.

Yes, I'm twisted.

  sugarshane007  |  20

45, I must admit, I laughed at that one. And usually your comments don't tick me off, just that one felt in poor taste given the subject matter of the song, that's all. Honestly, I rarely pay attention to commenters names, I usually just react to the comment, not the commenter.