By and she doesn't even give bjs - Argentina - Buenos Aires
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
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  gracehi  |  31

Hmmm, Icastillo. Maybe I'm just being stupid myself, but I'm wondering if you understood the historical reference I made, or if you are being very subtly sarcastic.

  Shilokitten666  |  19

#3 just because shes dumb doesnt mean she needs to be alone, it just means she needs a bible and a history book thrown at her, why is it that almost every relationship fml ends with at least one dumbass commenting "break their heart" this is a cruel thing to say or do to someone no matter their IQ

  deloria_fml  |  22

Many serious relationships rely on there being an intellectual connection in addition to emotional and physical ones. Since OP is appalled, presumably he thought/expected there was one and maybe he is only looking for a serious relationship right now. And sometimes - just sometimes - people do look for more intelligent partners with whom to have children.

  lostmongoose  |  23

@58 Doesn't mean it isn't a valid comment, besides the whole intellectual argument above. In so many of these fml length of relationship isn't stated. If they have only been dating for a month then I would hardly say hearts would be broken.

  stargirl_95  |  24

#70 - There is a huge difference between being Einstein and knowing that Jesus was not killed by Hitler. You don't need to be a genius to know the latter. You just have to not be a complete moron.

  SilverWings312  |  10

134 Oh,I can see how she would have come to that conclusion. Although it doesn't take all that much intelligence to know, if nothing else, that there's a huge time difference between them.

  wlddog  |  14

Ok... Now I am confused. I thought I was the center of the universe and everything that happened before I was born was all smashed together. Then I was born, and things finally became important.

Now based on that line of thought, Hitler and Jesus did actually fight it out, but the cowboys and the indians kept getting in the way. This wouldn't have been a problem, except the dinosaurs figured out how to make cars, and the car smog killed them. Once the Roman empire knocked the cave men out of the ice-age, things did calm down enough to invent electricity.
That is when i parents met and decided to give birth to the center of the universe.

Study up boys and girls, there is a teat next week.

  Shilokitten666  |  19

With that logic, i hope someone breaks your heart because thats a stupid suggestion, its not your relationship, in this case he needs to sit her down and do what the education system failed to do, teach her history

  chelsearenaeee  |  16

She needs some major education and I do feel bad for her, but my point is if you're posting about her on fml and obviously can't stand her, break it off. And no thanks #59, I'm in a very happy, healthy relationship but thank you for your nasty remarks

  Laurenlou  |  24

86- Jesus was real person who walked on this earth. Whether someone wants to believe that Jesus is actually the son of God is their choice, but historically, the Bible is correct.

  docscientist  |  9

You're right. So why need a bible when you'll clearly find out about Jesus in actual historical books...
You can believe what you wish, but the bible is not historically accurate whether you believe it to be, or not.

  Zomg_Okay  |  26

115 - Including the rising from the dead part? Well, damn. I should re-read The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, I'll need a refreshed memory.

Sarcasm aside, I'm happy to accept Jesus was a real person. But calling the Bible historically accurate is a real stretch.

  dmoran20  |  27

Because it was written in a book proves he walked the earth? It was also written that there were WMD's in Iraq. We all know how that turned out...