Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
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Top comments
wowlolreally 12
Time to get your hot now single self out there
cutiepie292929 18
He has some mommy issues it looks like.
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Comments (90)
james9120 7
Maybe he was just going on there to get some laughs... People put too much thought into things that aren't there.
jack_splat 11
I go on those sites too but only to see if theres people I know on them. Who knows maybe he is checking to see if she is on there.
RedPillSucks 33
Or his mom?
Kovu_fml 16
Sometimes I like to look at personal ads for a laugh because some of them are pretty funny. I've showed some to my boyfriend before too. Maybe he was doing the same?
evilplatypus 39
He isn't just "browsing" through random idiot posts, though. He's actively searching out a specific thing.
Nicholi124 10
On Craigslist??? Damn it's either he is desperate because he ain't getting any or just a plain scumbag!
daisydukes21 11
He likes them older. He probably just didnt know how to brash it to you
LissaMccracken 23
Then why would he be dating her in the first place...
d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1
maybe he waa doing that before you met? not everyone clears their history regularly.
jdime209 2
Lmao. This is funny
Probaton 11
I hop you deleted the browser history after your shameful act. I know I'd dump my girlfriend if I caught her anywhere near hotmail.com.
Obey_StudBoii 23
This is why it's important to clean out your browser history. If you suspect him cheating just ask him.
Jacksparrow72 21
well I know where I'm going to find a date.