Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
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Top comments
wowlolreally 12
Time to get your hot now single self out there
cutiepie292929 18
He has some mommy issues it looks like.
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Comments (90)
emmybug22 1
Ydi for still using hotmail.
glamery 3
if you havent dumped him already, set up your own fake craigslist ad posing as a hot single mom. try to correspond with him. set up a date and show up and then dump his sorry ass.
akiahara 14
Important to clean your browser history? What's wrong with you people? How about it's important to not want to, try to, or seem like you're cheating? Most people don't troll personal ads for no reason.
SunAndMoon427 12
Finally, someone on here who I can finally agree with morally. Geez, seeing people defend this guy makes me sick
TanilleVictoria 2
This will probably get down voted but my first thought was maybe his mom used his computer and posted an add.
TanilleVictoria 2
Oh never mind I re read it wasn't just one add it was a bunch of different ones. Oops
macs4evr 7
Ydi because hotmail
dancinwookie 21
The casual encounters section on that website is funny as hell. I go there sometimes for a good laugh, just for the titles alone. My fiance knows I look though, and has also learned to appreciate one of the seediest places on the internet.
a_frogg 9
What a jerk he is OP! Disgusting.
cappellaaa 23
leave his ass. he clearly has mommy issues
needsagf14 12
Benefit of the doubt it was an auto search like taping your thumbs together to see what it'd feel like to be a dinosaur
mermaidOFtheSEA 8
lol give him a good lay then