By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.

that's nothing, my dad is addicted to porn and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching porn when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)

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True. Beastiality would suck lol ydi for invading ur dads privacy. Truth is like 90% of guys watch porn. That includes married men. If u dont want to know about grose crap like that then dont invade a mans privacy.

WTF?!?!?! EWW!!!! YDI and your dad should be killed in agonizing pain you son of a faggot scum bag!!!

It says woman, dude. And so what?

well, you're an F-nut.

From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.

With a smile on his mouth and his hand on his c**k I would assume ;-)

Sorry dude, foot fetish is caused by cross-wiring in the brain. Thats why it isn't as common. And it is weird.

Sorry dude, fetishes are caused by specific association with various stimuli during the growth and development of the pleasure center of the brain. It's not 'crossed-wiring', and you're not born that way, either. However, it is not weird, has no negative effects, and can generally be taken as proof that a given person is indeed in-touch with and comfortable expressing their sexual desires. One might go so far as to say it is a healthy sign of a sexually mature being. Someone unlike you.

Why would she do that knowing fully well it turns him on? That's extremely inappropriate and disgusting to even suggest.

SO WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Yeah, why's this an FML?

LIKE OMG, YOUR PARENTS SO LIED ABOUT THE STORK!!1!!ONE!

Do you know how to use the English language or do you just parrot what you hear? Please explain how this is a fail since you had to write it twice. I especially liked the punctuation even if you didn't capitalize 'fail'. It's amazing how much you can learn about someones retardation from their simple comments on this website.

It's also amazing how much you can learn about someone's superiority complex from simple comments on this website.

he just needed a place to pop up on the net and be a fail... I think he succeeded in failing personally.

haha he/she is just seeking attention and he/she succeded...lol

that's nothing, my dad is addicted to porn and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching porn when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)

Now, thats an FML.

what's wrong with that?