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only an albertan would get stumped by a lock
I'm thinking about calling this fake, because if you're old enough to be living on with a roommate on your own, then you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to be smart enough that if one way doesn't work, why not turning it the other way? Seriously, no-one is ever that ******* stupid. If this is actually true though, Y(*******)DI and I hope you go back to Elementary School.
Then you sound stupid.
you must have dropped out of elementary school to not have it occur to you to try turning the key the other way.
public elementary school.
Really? You chose elementary school? You must be like 11.
What?
Right tighty, lefty loosey also works for most locks OP! Or if you had the key upside down, never mind.
Ever put a deadbolt on the left side of a door? It doesn't always work that way. 'Lefty loosey' is for right threaded screws, bolts, jars of peanut butter, etc...
quite_bored is so bored that s/he didn't bother to read the word "also" in my last statement. If you're gonna call me an idiot, at least pull your head out your ass first, #20.
This is why we have those keypads. Or garage door openers. Or are you too dumb to push a couple buttons?
OP, you sound like an idiot.
Yes shouting profanities always seems to speed up whatever frustrating thing I am doing.
I'm trying to figure out why someone would post such a blatant "I'm a complete, drooling imbecile" anecdote. There are no redeeming qualities, no silver lining, no "Aww, poor thing." Were you the kid in 4th grade who taped the "Kick me" sign to your own back just to get attention?
they posted it because they are dumb, duh!
op, fail
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Well, it's good that you have a roommate named "Mutha ******' Son of a Bitchin' **** *****" or you might have been there all damn night.
Right tighty, lefty loosey also works for most locks OP! Or if you had the key upside down, never mind.