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  Hidan_fml  |  0

I'm thinking about calling this fake, because if you're old enough to be living on with a roommate on your own, then you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to be smart enough that if one way doesn't work, why not turning it the other way? Seriously, no-one is ever that fucking stupid. If this is actually true though, Y(fucking)DI and I hope you go back to Elementary School.

  posteriffic  |  0

Ever put a deadbolt on the left side of a door? It doesn't always work that way. 'Lefty loosey' is for right threaded screws, bolts, jars of peanut butter, etc...

  mrahhhhh  |  21

quite_bored is so bored that s/he didn't bother to read the word "also" in my last statement.

If you're gonna call me an idiot, at least pull your head out your ass first, #20.

By  DocBastard  |  38

I'm trying to figure out why someone would post such a blatant "I'm a complete, drooling imbecile" anecdote. There are no redeeming qualities, no silver lining, no "Aww, poor thing."

Were you the kid in 4th grade who taped the "Kick me" sign to your own back just to get attention?