FML : Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By winner winner chicken dinner - / Wednesday 26 September 2018 05:00 /

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By LostInTheZone11 | 26

#7699243 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 5:08

Ah Bingo. One of the ways to make sweet old ladies say the F word.

By whiskey'swino | 11

#7699245 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 5:21

B- Begging to daub
I- I have one spot left!
N-Noooo!
G- G*ddamn
O- Owning my $8 win

And Bingo is it's name-O!

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By LostInTheZone11 | 26

#7699243 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 5:08

Ah Bingo. One of the ways to make sweet old ladies say the F word.

By whiskey'swino | 11

#7699245 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 5:21

B- Begging to daub
I- I have one spot left!
N-Noooo!
G- G*ddamn
O- Owning my $8 win

And Bingo is it's name-O!

By Ih8teenageangst | 19

#7699249 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 5:45

Ahhh now I get it, it's a profit deal!

By Isamermaid | 16

#7699302 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 8:15

85 other winners? Jesus, where do you play bingo at?

By RichardPencil | 26

#7699342 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 9:07

Funnily, a chicken dinner does cost around $8!

By melisssa87 | 28

#7699489 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 14:06

Oh I love playing car bingo. Go buy some candy for your win, you deserve it!

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7699826 - Thursday 27 September 2018 1:48

You should have received $8.81 at least then, assuming it was split perfectly evenly...

By Justin Allan Bannister | 9

#7699859 - Thursday 27 September 2018 3:39

invest your winnings at mcdonalds

By Matt Laraway | 4

#7700261 - Thursday 27 September 2018 16:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Sonotsuave | 29

#7752842 - Monday 14 January 2019 5:43

Welp you can buy some chipotle lol

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