Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
perdix
| 29
It happened so slowly that the kitten matured into a cat during the swerve?
By
perdix
| 29
Did the swerve take such a long time that the kitten matured in a cat?
COMMENTS
By
thatdood13
| 1
meow! splat!
Reply
sonnet
| 0
now the cat's left with 8 lives!
Reply
H8rSk8r
| 0
Today, I was just strolling down I-88 when this dumbass driver ran me over. There goes my seventh life. FML
Reply
jakii_
| 0
should have killed the kitty
Reply
xxniteskie
| 1
He did. Hence the "and killed the cat," part of the FML.
Reply
NotYourOrdinary7
| 6
# 1. Hahaha I literally cracked up at this comment.
Reply
itz_scrumdidly
| 0
Why did you swerve to miss it?! You just missed out on 15 points for missing the kitten. At least you got 10 points for hitting the other cat. OP, you just missed out on a rare 25 point combo opportunity...
Reply
KingDingALing
| 9
Noooooooo! Kitty! Pet the kitty, pet the kitty, pet the kitty:)
Reply
lifeinhd
| 3
The problem is the OP owns a truck. Should of had a car, much more maneuverable.
You survived the accident because you had a truck, but you could have avoided the accident if you had had a car. Which would you rather have done?
You survived the accident because you had a truck, but you could have avoided the accident if you had had a car. Which would you rather have done?
Reply
whileyone
| 0
one...you dont reapair a totaled car number 35...and also how do u total a truck on a car unless u hve a quarter ton?
Reply
zakkyzebra
| 11
53, it was at night and a hidden black person was holding the cat. that's an extra 50.
Reply
CodingSquirrel
| 3
@35 and 44, I don't think that word means what you think it means.
@ OP, like others said, you're supposed to just hit the animal. That way you don't risk your life by hitting someone else or driving off the road (which you did).
@ OP, like others said, you're supposed to just hit the animal. That way you don't risk your life by hitting someone else or driving off the road (which you did).
Reply
jpest17
| 5
if you swerve or stop u could
pile up, or what you did.
pile up, or what you did.
Reply
The_Big_Mac
| 7
op: Never swerve for an animal, ever.
tho the person who said you can't fix a totaled vehicle, yes yes you can you get a salvaged title and totaled is overused in that aspect because a car worth $1000 that hits a tree but is still drivable my have $1000 damage on it, in which case it's totaled out by insurance as a loss to them. all you do to save it is buy back from the insurance company and you get a salvage title
tho the person who said you can't fix a totaled vehicle, yes yes you can you get a salvaged title and totaled is overused in that aspect because a car worth $1000 that hits a tree but is still drivable my have $1000 damage on it, in which case it's totaled out by insurance as a loss to them. all you do to save it is buy back from the insurance company and you get a salvage title
Reply
Quidikic
| 9
Funniest comment ever #1
By
trojanmennis
| 0
dueshbag
Reply
Airch
| 9
Least he can spell?
Reply
FFML_314
| 11
duesh? Are you serious?
Reply
InDenial
| 6
Dueshbag? And don't give us that 'I'm typing really fast on my iPod, sorry guys' crap. I'm using my iPhone an I'm spelling like a normal person.
Reply
fishertruck
| 0
Trojan seems to be from A) The ghetto. B) A country so foreign he fails at English. Or C) He's highly inteligent and doesn't want anyone to find out.
Reply
FFML_314
| 11
Inteligent?
Reply
InDenial
| 6
I guess 13 wants the whole world to know how 'Inteligent' he really is.
Reply
AlyWallyy
| 0
#14 ur a real bitch no joke. it's onefuking mistake, and ur pointing it out. 14 your whole life is a mistake.
and he prbably spelled it as duesh because he might not be comfortable with douche.
and he prbably spelled it as duesh because he might not be comfortable with douche.
Reply
natas_fml
| 13
pahahahaha well I guess you told him.
Reply
theretardedsquar
| 0
retard.
Reply
InDenial
| 6
Yeah thanks pendatik didn't see that one there and I can't use that 'I'm using my iPhone' excuse this time. :D
Reply
MetalFish
| 0
This Grammar Nazism has gotten WAY out of hand now, remember that time when people were allowed to make mistakes?
Good times, when people had better things to worry about other than someone accidentally misspelling something on an internet forum.
Good times, when people had better things to worry about other than someone accidentally misspelling something on an internet forum.
Reply
login6437
| 0
Mistake? Who makes mistakes aymore?
Reply
FrightNiteOwl
| 0
nice one.
By
perdix
| 29
It happened so slowly that the kitten matured into a cat during the swerve?
Reply
failblorg
| 0
ahahaha those damn trucks it's like an obese car, they don't do fast.
Reply
Kaiden2554
| 0
Today, some dumbass ran over my cat then fucked up the back of my car. FML
By
mrahhhhh
| 19
See people, this is why you gotta stop masturbating!! :p
Reply
jakii_
| 0
4 speaks from experience
Reply
Lolelephant
| 0
Don't we all?
Reply
mrahhhhh
| 19
#23: Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Remember? So clearly if someone in the world hadn't masturbated, that cat would still be around.
By
perdix
| 29
Did the swerve take such a long time that the kitten matured in a cat?
Reply
Dragons_corner
| 6
are you joking or did not read t through?
kitten is a baby cat. cat is refereed to be adult.
they missed the kitten and hit the cat.
they avoided the baby but the adult.
kitten is a baby cat. cat is refereed to be adult.
they missed the kitten and hit the cat.
they avoided the baby but the adult.
Reply
FFML_314
| 11
Oh wow. No, the OP said "the cat" meaning the cat that was previously mentioned.
Perdix, I was wondering the very same thing. LOL
Perdix, I was wondering the very same thing. LOL
Reply
jakii_
| 0
oohh. i had to read this twice.
i thought there were two cats on the road
>.<
i thought there were two cats on the road
>.<
Reply
xxniteskie
| 1
This FML didn't confuse me until I read this comment... and then I sat with a "O.o" face and wondered the same thing...
Reply
slappygecko
| 21
lmao
Reply
LexSwift
| 17
27- I did the same thing. lolol.
Reply
Invasion976
| 6
Hear that #10? That's the joke flying over your head.
Reply
VowelMovement
| 15
Why is your comment exactly like #3?
By
wanted4myeyez
| 7
i feel u!!! next time I'm gonna hit the dog!!!
Reply
InDenial
| 6
Next time you spell like that, I'm going to hit you.
Reply
elsnappypickle
| 0
I see ur boner
Reply
strikeeagle
| 3
boner, thats nastyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwww gayyyyyyyyy and put a shirt on u homo
Reply
Fatalally
| 4
WTF who looks down there???
By
NitroTonicsFML
| 4
Score!
By
crobcrob
| 1
I hope you have learnt to make sure you just kill the cat in the first place. In the UK if you swerve to avoid hitting an animal during your driving test you get failed.
By
Augustanna
| 5
You should've just aimed for the cat. It would've been much cheaper to wash your car than paying to fix two
Reply
Xavi89
| 0
haha. this comment wins!!!
Reply
Chibicase
| 17
pretty sure op wasn't worried about washing blood off the car when they swerved to avoid the kitten -_-
By
FYLDeep
| 25
Always hit the animal. It's safer and will do less damage to your vehicle 9 times out of 10. Especially a cat, but it's still the better way to go even for a deer.
Reply
hattiehansen
| 0
agreed