Miscellaneous: Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for...

By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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My new best friend

By froggylicious - 16/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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Nature is so wonderful!

By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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Slimed

By Hashtagfail - 04/08/2021 10:01 - Netherlands

Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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bob1124 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:14

Maybe they're endangered because they're too dumb to move?

Mnemic 5

Friday 19 June 2009 12:20

Take its DNA and clone the hell out of the poor bastard. ;)

Comments

IllegalLight 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:06

Ew you stepped on it? FYL.

Ringmaster1 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:09

That may be the least of his problems

ravinderkaler 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:05

Shouldn't someone who's looking for these frogs kinda not step on them? YDI

blehargh 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:17

He didn't step on it on purpose, dumbass. That's kind of the point of the FML.

Templemind47 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:25

Ravinder, are you an idiot?

richjumba 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:20

lol 1 wins

Megan36 3

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:36

more like **** the frogs life -_- but OP fml

astriofou 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:35

DESTROY US ALL!

mymumim 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:08

at least now you can examine it closer.

killdozer1 2

Monday 22 October 2012 4:58

If she stepped on this "elusive" species without seeing it, is it really a wonder why they are endangered?

nlm92 15

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:22

Well normally good camouflage makes a species more likely to survive. It's probably endangered for other reasons like a change in it's habitat or the fact that it didn't run the **** away from OP lol