By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 345
You deserved it 20 060

Same thing different taste

Top comments

bob1124 0

Maybe they're endangered because they're too dumb to move?

Take its DNA and clone the hell out of the poor bastard. ;)

Comments

IllegalLight 0
Ringmaster1 0

That may be the least of his problems

Shouldn't someone who's looking for these frogs kinda not step on them? YDI

He didn't step on it on purpose, dumbass. That's kind of the point of the FML.

Megan36 3

more like **** the frogs life -_- but OP fml

at least now you can examine it closer.

If she stepped on this "elusive" species without seeing it, is it really a wonder why they are endangered?

nlm92 15

Well normally good camouflage makes a species more likely to survive. It's probably endangered for other reasons like a change in it's habitat or the fact that it didn't run the **** away from OP lol

Frogs are tricky. I used to try to catch them in the pond in my backyard.

yea same here, when I lived in IL that is...

mixtapesnradios 0
bob1124 0

Maybe they're endangered because they're too dumb to move?

sillypuppy 0

LOL #6: That is an awesome point!

Haha #6 ftw. Sounds like they're endangered for a reason. xD

ohs 0

Well, now we know why it's an endangered species. The dumb thing didn't move out from under your foot!

Take its DNA and clone the hell out of the poor bastard. ;)

Achall91 17

You haven't read many comments have you?

phones GREEN EARTH "we have a endangered frog serial killer"

who's green earth, is it those psyco bastards who throw red liquid all over people and are animal rights activists?

manoverboard 0

Yeah, admitting that online is probably not the best thing. You're probably going to get fined like whoa.

A frog biologist? That is a mere front for your depraved frog-murdering antics, I presume?

Haha yea that sucks but hey u can still semi examine it and good luck