Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
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fiat850 19
I don't think I'm badly injured, certainly sore, and have been checked out by a doctor. I was rushing home to the restroom, stopped at a red traffic light, and the drunken idiot who hit me didn't.
fiat850 19
The evidence is in a large Ziploc bag for use in the court case.
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redvibes23 14
Hope you’re okay
fiat850 19
I don't think I'm badly injured, certainly sore, and have been checked out by a doctor. I was rushing home to the restroom, stopped at a red traffic light, and the drunken idiot who hit me didn't.
pawesome21 21
Driving a fiat it was going to happen sooner or later.
fjvitt 14
Document that sh*t...it will give credence to your suit when you claim whiplash!
fiat850 19
The evidence is in a large Ziploc bag for use in the court case.