Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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perdix 31
It happened so slowly that the kitten matured into a cat during the swerve?
perdix 31
Did the swerve take such a long time that the kitten matured in a cat?
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Comments (142)
romanceaser 0
only swerve for moose. cuz those beasts can pretty much find themselves sitting in your car, waving it's hooves, smashing the occupants to pieces.
pengiesully 0
it's called.... breaks
Spastastic 6
No, actually they're called brakes.
jocelyng_fml 0
I found a baby cat under a car today while driving...
evilcartman 0
always take the animal out,douche
love_me_electric 20
YDI for swerving, period. You're lucky you only hit the cat, you could've killed yourself or run over a child.
TwoFootedMan 0
Woman?
kayleigh12 0
Anonymous. So don't try to blame a woman. Sexist prick.
Thanateros 1
For killing the cat, you deserved it you ******* asshole
chevyguy85 0
how do you over correct a swerve???...
Cameron2417 0
Damn should have hit it and said yummy.
xXrAwrZ6Xx 0
awwww RIP kitty